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Episode 106: Swann song

At the end of Friday’s episode, dashing action hero Burke Devlin and the sheriff caught high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins digging up a fountain pen from under a rock. It appears to be the fountain pen Roger had stolen from well-meaning governess Vicki. Some think that Roger stole the pen and hid it because it is evidence implicating him in the death of beloved local man Bill Malloy. Today, Roger is in the sheriff’s office.

Accompanied by Richard Garner, the Collins family’s lawyer, Roger talks and talks, admitting that he saw Bill that night, badly injured and face-down in the water. He jumped to the conclusion that Bill was dead, and left the scene without notifying anyone. He also admits that he concealed evidence that he believed the police would find relevant to the investigation. As if that weren’t enough, he admits that he lied to the police time and again, most recently the night before, and is caught in yet another lie when he gives a nonsensical explanation of his plan to meet Bill that night.

Garner makes only one feeble attempt to interrupt Roger’s torrent of self-incriminating remarks. When the sheriff questions Vicki, Garner takes the opportunity to ask her some questions of his own, questions which produce even more information that is adverse to his client’s interests. On their site Dark Shadows Before I Die, John and Christine Scoleri feature commentary on Garner’s performance from a lawyer friend of theirs. Setting aside the utter hopelessness of Garner’s work from a real-world perspective, this friend analyzes his conduct by contrast with the standards set by other TV lawyers:

This brief addendum will review the competence of Garner using a “TV Lawyer Competency Rating” (TVLCR) scale. This WAG scale is based on my estimation of how a general audience might rate a TV Lawyer’s performance. I have supplemented these TVLCR scores with some comments reflecting real-world practices.
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Even by those standards, Garner doesn’t come out very well:

Garner strikes me as the go-to civil attorney for the Collins family who got dragged into this murder case just because they are familiar with him. Based on Garner’s poor competency rating as a TV Lawyer, Roger Collins should fire him and instead reach out to Raymond Burr or Andy Griffith.

Soap operas typically generate suspense by sharing information with the audience that some, but not all, of the characters have. We wonder when the secrets will be revealed, and how those to whom they are revealed will react when they finally get the news.

By the end of today’s episode, all of the characters will know almost everything the audience knows. Even what the characters don’t know, they’ve heard of. For example, Roger and drunken artist Sam Evans have not confessed the guilty secrets they share to any of the other characters, but everyone seems to have figured out more or less what they’ve been up to. Not everyone believes in ghosts, but it’s all over town that Vicki and her charge, strange and troubled boy David Collins, have seen ghosts in and around the great house of Collinwood, and even the most skeptical are not in a hurry to hang around the place after dark.

This is the next-to-last episode credited to writer Francis Swann. Swann will fill in for the new writers a week from Wednesday, but today is really the end of the Art Wallace-Francis Swann era of the show. From tomorrow, the new team of Ron Sproat and Malcolm Marmorstein will be holding the reins. By bringing all the characters up to at least our level of knowledge about the ongoing storylines, Swann is clearing the decks for Sproat and Marmorstein to set up their own crises and dilemmas.

Swann’s great strength is his ability to give actors room to show what they can do. Today’s episode is a case in point. Just when Garner’s disastrous intervention in the sheriff’s questioning of Vicki has led us to wonder if he’s all there, he has a moment when he opens his eyes wide and looks out the window. As Hugh Franklin plays it, that’s enough to make us wonder what’s on Garner’s mind, and to think he might be about to do or say something interesting.

Of course stage veteran Louis Edmonds thunders delightfully as the wildly indiscreet Roger, and of course TV stalwart Dana Elcar does an expert job of presenting the sheriff as a skilled professional firmly in control of the situation. There might be a crying need for a defense attorney to intervene when a suspect is blabbing as freely to the police as Roger is to the sheriff, but there is no need for a third actor to get in the way of Edmonds’ and Elcar’s interplay. Standing in the background between those two, Franklin occasionally gives a slight facial expression that underlines some point or other, but never upstages them.

In the first half of the episode, Alexandra Moltke Isles’ Vicki has to give some long speeches full of recapping, and in those she takes the character through several distinct shades of discomfort. She begins with diffident nervousness, builds up to frightened indignation, and ends with pure sadness.

Later, flighty heiress Carolyn comes into the sheriff’s office and pleads with Vicki to say that her beloved Uncle Roger couldn’t be a criminal. In front of the sheriff and Garner, all Vicki will say is that the two of them should leave. As Carolyn, Nancy Barrett makes the most of the melodramatic turn, but Mrs Isles takes possession of the scene with her few words spoken in a quiet, husky voice we haven’t heard before. Those brief remarks cap the progression we saw her making in her speeches earlier, and define the mood she is still in during a conversation between Vicki and Carolyn in Collinwood later. Vicki’s feeling for the pity of it all holds the episode together, and leads us back into the texture of the life of the family at the center of the story.

Episode 105: Concrete evidence

Dashing action hero Burke Devlin visits the sheriff in his office. He brings the sheriff up to date on the recent threats well-meaning governess Vicki has faced. He also tells the sheriff that Vicki had found a pen belonging to Burke on a beach, and that he thinks that high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins dropped the pen there while murdering beloved local man Bill Malloy. Burke also thinks that Roger is the one who has been menacing Vicki. He asks the sheriff if he will play along with a scheme that might put some “concrete evidence” behind his beliefs.

In the great house of Collinwood, Roger faces a series of very sharply pointed questions about Vicki’s problems from his sister, reclusive matriarch Liz. He denies everything, including things Liz can prove to be true. He tries to say that Vicki is untrustworthy because she claims to have seen a ghost dripping wet seaweed on the floor in the west wing of the house. Liz reminds Roger that they investigated that claim, and found the wet seaweed just where Vicki said it would be.

The sheriff and Burke show up at the house. In the mood established by their conversation, Liz and Roger are left feeling trapped and small, as this shot none-too-subtly shows:

Collinsport Gothic. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

The sheriff asks to see Vicki. Liz explains that she gave her a sedative and sent her to bed. He then questions Roger and Liz about the stories Burke has told. Liz downplays Vicki’s experiences; Roger makes another attempt to sell the idea that Vicki is nuts because she claims to have seen a ghost. When Burke brings up the topic of the pen, Liz is at a loss- it is the first she has heard of it. Roger tries to brazen it out. When Burke produces a pen identical to the one Vicki found, he flails and finally denies that the pens are at all alike. The sheriff asks Liz to send both Vicki and flighty heiress Carolyn to his office first thing in the morning to examine the pen.

Liz tells Roger that she is confident Carolyn and Vicki will tell the sheriff the truth. When he tells her he needs time to think, she replies that he doesn’t need any time to think of more lies. He declares that there is something he must attend to immediately, and rushes out of the house. Liz watches her little brother leave the house, frustrated in her attempts first to correct his behavior, then to shield him from its consequences.

Roger goes to the peak of Widow’s Hill. He had stolen the pen Vicki found and buried it under a rock there. He digs it up. As he looks at it, Burke and the sheriff appear and thank him for saving them a lot of trouble.

Art Wallace’s original story bible for Dark Shadows had called for Roger to have his final scene on this spot. Vicki was to have found evidence that would send Roger to prison, he was to attempt to kill her by throwing her off the peak of Widow’s Hill. She would avoid that fate when Roger instead went over the cliff himself. As it has worked out, Louis Edmonds is too appealing an actor to lose. So Roger stays on the show as a suspect in an investigation, perhaps as a defendant in a trial. It won’t be the last time Dark Shadows extends an attractive villain’s stay on the show by playing out different events on the set where his story was originally meant to end.

Episode 104: Chamber of horrors

In the great house of Collinwood, well-meaning governess Vicki is terrified of high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins. She had found evidence that led her to suspect Roger of murdering beloved local man Bill Malloy. Roger learned of her suspicions and told her a story that has left her unsure what to think.

In yesterday’s episode, someone unlocked the door to Vicki’s room and started to enter while she was in bed. She screamed, and the door slammed shut. Seconds later, Roger came. He denied having unlocked the door or seen anyone else in the hallway.

Today, Vicki is discussing that event with reclusive matriarch Liz. Vicki won’t explicitly say anything against Liz’ brother Roger, and Liz will not draw any conclusions about him in front of her. When Liz says she can’t imagine who might be in the house that Vicki could have reason to fear, gruff caretaker Matthew enters. This is not the least subtle clue the show has given us that we should consider Matthew a potential threat to Vicki.

Vicki tries to call her friend Maggie Evans. She talks to Maggie’s father, drunken artist Sam. Sam asks her to meet him at the local tavern to discuss a painting he did long ago of a woman to whom Vicki thinks she might be related.

After Vicki has left, Roger comes home. Liz is unhappy that he did not return her call when she telephoned him at his office in the business she owns. He is unrepentant. When she questions him about Vicki, he tells her that he thinks Vicki should leave Collinwood. He says that she is not safe there because she knows too much about the death of Bill Malloy. This does not leave Liz with a particularly sunny view of her bratty little brother.

At the tavern, Sam admits to Vicki that he doesn’t have anything to tell her about the painting. He wants to pump her for information about her suspicions. Vicki says she has something to say to Maggie about that subject, but only to her- she doesn’t want to go through it any more often than necessary. She refuses to tell Sam anything. When Sam gets overheated, she gets up to leave the table. He touches her sleeve. She gives him a look that goes from startled to commanding to wondering to pitying to just sad in the space of fifth of a second. He shrinks into his seat, and she sits back down. He offers her a ride home, she says she would rather walk. After she goes, he gulps a drink, then follows her out.

On the road, a car tries to run Vicki down. They’ve introduced a new set dressing for this scene. I like the signpost:

Vicki must have lost her keys when the car was coming at her, because she pounds on the front door of Collinwood until Liz lets her in. Vicki describes the incident, saying that the car deliberately swerved to hit her. In answer to Liz’ questions, Vicki says she couldn’t see anything but the headlights, and declines to call the sheriff. “I can’t talk to the sheriff. I can’t talk to anyone.” Liz mentions that Roger has left the house, and says it’s too bad he didn’t find her. Vicki replies “Maybe he did.” Liz responds to that by fetching a sedative and insisting Vicki take it.*

While Liz is out of the room, Vicki telephones dashing action hero Burke Devlin and tells him of the incident with the car. We hear only her side of the conversation, but we can presume Burke will do something about it.

*The first of countless sedatives that will be consumed in the drawing room of Collinwood in the years ahead. If the show had lasted another decade, the Ramones might have written a replacement for Robert Cobert’s piece for theremin as its theme song .

Episode 103: The girl can’t help it

Another action-packed episode from writer Francis Swann. His new colleague Ron Sproat seems to have given him a jolt of energy.

High-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins has been Dark Shadows‘ foremost villain so far. This week’s theme is that well-meaning governess Vicki suspects Roger of murdering beloved local man Bill Malloy. She is terrified of what Roger might do to her, and Roger is terrified she might go to the sheriff. Vicki and Roger scramble to keep up with each other, and draw the other characters into their frantic activity.

Today we divide our time between the great house of Collinwood, where Roger and Vicki live and play their high-stakes game of cat and mouse, and the Blue Whale, a tavern in the village of Collinsport where we see the consequences of their actions ripple out into the broader community. In yesterday’s episode, Vicki and Roger had a talk in which he told her that he did see Bill the night he died, but that he was already dead when he found him. That accounted for the evidence Vicki found, but only increased the tension between them.

We begin and end today in Vicki’s bedroom. In the opening teaser, Roger knocks on her door and lets himself in when she doesn’t answer him. In the closing scene, Vicki’s door is unlocked and opens while she is in bed. This prompts her to scream. When she does, the door quickly closes. Roger comes in seconds later, and implausibly denies that he opened it until after she screamed.

In between, we see Vicki in the tavern, telling Roger’s arch-nemesis, dashing action hero Burke Devlin, what Roger told her yesterday. Burke is incredulous that Vicki seems willing to believe that Roger might be telling the truth this time. She responds “I know you think I’m an idiot, but I can’t help it!” Maybe Bill wasn’t pushed to his death- maybe he was just clumsy and fell without anyone’s intervention. Burke does not contradict Vicki when she tells him he thinks she is an idiot. He urges her to leave town, since Roger might kill her at any time. She insists on staying at Collinwood.

Vicki and Burke leave the tavern. Drunken artist Sam Evans and his daughter Maggie Evans, The Nicest Girl in Town, enter. Maggie tells Sam that she talked to Vicki yesterday. Vicki told her almost everything, holding back Roger’s name but making it clear she can’t be thinking of anyone else. Maggie sees that the idea of the investigation into Bill’s death being reopened and connected with the incident that sent Burke to prison ten years ago disturbs Sam intensely. When Sam answers one of her questions with a lie, she asks “Haven’t you thought of a better one than that?” He mumbles a response, but won’t tell his daughter what he has to be afraid of.

Maggie calls Collinwood. Roger answers, and Maggie asks to speak to Vicki. Returning viewers will remember that when Burke called Vicki in yesterday’s episode, Roger was in the room. Vicki concealed the fact that she was talking to Burke by pretending she was talking to Maggie. Maggie’s call tips Roger off to Vicki’s lie. He tells her that Vicki isn’t home. She tells him that the Evanses are at the Blue Whale, that they haven’t been home all evening, and that they haven’t seen Vicki.

Vicki comes home. She tells Roger she was visiting Maggie at her house. Roger plays along and encourages Vicki to elaborate on this story. At the tavern, Burke had told Vicki she was a bad liar. She proves him right, giving Roger one falsifiable detail after another about her time at the Evans cottage.

After the affair of the door, Roger sees Vicki’s frank disbelief that he will not admit that he unlocked and opened it. Facing her unspoken accusation that he is brazenly lying to her, he casually mentions Maggie’s call. He suggests Vicki call her tomorrow, so that the two of them can get their story straight. He saunters away, having deflated her righteous indignation about his apparent lies.

As Vicki, Alexandra Moltke Isles was one of the cast members who delivered her lines with the fewest stumbles. She has a doozy today, though. When she returns from her conference with Burke, Roger sees her climbing the stairs and calls out to her: “Vicki!” She replies: “Rodgie!” A man you address as “Rodgie” is not someone of whom you are deathly afraid. They have done such a good job building up an atmosphere of tension between Vicki and Roger that this slip is one of the most breathtaking bloopers in the entire series. It’s still a Genuinely Good Episode, but that moment does make you wish for a videotape editor.

Vicki and Rodgie. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Episode 102: Come down like you do

A deluxe episode today- multiple location inserts, three sets, six credited actors, several extras, music we haven’t heard before, and a special effect. By Dark Shadows standards, that’s a spectacular.

At the end of yesterday’s episode, high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins had sneaked up on well-meaning governess Vicki from behind, seized her, covered her mouth with his hands, and ordered her to be silent. Since Vicki is convinced Roger is a murderer and is afraid he will murder her to protect his secrets, that was quite a cliffhanger.

As we open today, Roger makes Vicki promise she won’t scream if he lets her go. He explains that when he decided to forcibly silence her, Maggie, keeper of the Collinsport restaurant and The Nicest Girl in Town, might still have been within earshot of a scream. So he “had to do that.” Otherwise, Maggie, to whom he contemptuously refers as “that little countergirl,” might have intruded on their private conversation. Now, they are all alone in the house.

Vicki does not find Roger’s explanation of his assault on her any more satisfactory than we might expect. She moves about the room keeping her eyes on him, her weight on her toes, and a clear line between her and the exit. Roger asks if she thinks he killed beloved local man Bill Malloy. She answers “I don’t think anything.” He asks her to listen to the whole story. She hears him out, but doesn’t let her guard down for a second.

Roger admits that he did see Bill the night he died. That involves admitting that he tricked Vicki into thinking he left home later than he in fact did, and thereby into giving him a false alibi in a statement to the sheriff. Roger ignores Vicki’s shocked reaction to this, and goes on to explain that Bill was already dead when he saw him. They had arranged to meet atop Lookout Point, but when Roger arrived he saw a body face-down on the beach below. He hurried down, and saw that it was Bill. Vicki asks if he looked like he’d been dead long. Not long, Roger says; he must have fallen off the cliff, been knocked unconscious, and drowned in the two or three feet of water on the beach just moments before.

Roger says he left Bill without calling for help or reporting the accident because he was afraid people would think he murdered him. “After all, I had motive, as they say.” Roger’s motive would be that Bill was trying to prove that he, not dashing action hero Burke Devlin, was responsible for a fatal hit-and-run accident ten years before. “Even you don’t believe me, do you?” he asks Vicki. Vicki says she doesn’t know what to believe, and edges closer to the door.

Returning viewers know that Roger is Dark Shadows’ most clearly defined villain, and have seen him frantically trying to conceal or destroy evidence relating to Bill’s death. Any story the makers of the show want us to consider accepting will have to give him some share of guilt. In this story, he is admitting to leaving the scene of a fatal accident. That is the very crime Bill was trying to prove that he, not Burke, committed ten years before. Since Roger is not a doctor, he is not competent to make a determination as to whether an unresponsive person is dead. For all he knows, Bill might have been saved had he gone for help. If we’ve been paying attention to the “Revenge of Burke Devlin” story, we should be wondering whether the account Roger has given Vicki will itself be enough to send him to prison. If so, we will wonder what Roger has up his sleeve to keep her quiet.

At the long-abandoned Old House, Roger’s son, strange and troubled boy David Collins, is talking to the portrait of his ancestor Josette. He asks Josette why she won’t “come down like you usually do” and talk to him. We don’t hear an answer, but David says “Well, I suppose you know what’s best.”

David tells the portrait that his governess Vicki knows that his father murdered Bill Malloy. He asks Josette if Bill’s ghost is with her and the other ghosts. Apparently she doesn’t answer him. He says that if his father finds out what Vicki knows, he will murder her, and then probably go on to murder him as well. David hears sounds outside the Old House. He puts out his candle and hides behind a chair.

Gruff caretaker Matthew enters. He announces to the dark room that he saw a light through the window, so there’s no point hiding. David comes out from behind the chair. He tells Matthew that he is visiting his friends- the ghost of Josette, of another woman similar to her, and of a younger woman, one about Vicki’s age. Matthew dismisses the topic of ghosts. David tells him that Vicki knows who killed Bill Malloy. As he has done each time Bill’s death has been mentioned, Matthew becomes agitated.

This time, Matthew’s agitation takes the form of a solicitous curiosity. David declares that his father is the murderer. “Did Miss Winters say that?” Matthew asks. No, David allows, but that’s what she meant. He asks Matthew to help him protect Vicki from Roger. Matthew mutters that he wouldn’t want any harm to come to Vicki.

Matthew’s agitation redirects our attention to the opening voiceover. Each episode starts with a brief monologue. For the first 55 weeks, all of these are delivered by Alexandra Moltke Isles in character as Vicki. Usually, they are not very informative. They are more about setting a vaguely anxious mood than about giving us specific facts about what’s going on in the story. Usually, whatever factual claims they do make are true. The only clear exception we’ve seen to that pattern so far came in #15, when Vicki says in the opening voiceover that she has made friends with David, a claim utterly belied by all the events that follow. Today, Vicki says in the opening that Roger is “the one person I have reason to fear.” That may also be false. Early on, reclusive matriarch Liz warned her that Matthew is a “strange and violent man,” and his unease about the death of Bill suggests that she might do well to keep an eye on him.

After David and Matthew have left the house, we see a replay of a bit of video from episode 70. The portrait of Josette glows, and her transparent figure walks down invisible stairs from the mantelpiece to the floor, then turns and looks back at the portrait. When David asked Josette to “come down like you usually do,” evidently he was referring to this manifestation.

Josette’s apparition has a different resonance for viewers today than it would have had for most viewers in 1966. The devices on which we see the show now have bigger screens and far clearer pictures than almost anyone would have had in those days. So it is easy for us to recognize a fact of which almost no members of the original audience would have been aware- the ghost of Josette is played by Kathryn Leigh Scott, the same actress who plays the Maggie whom Roger disdained as “that little countergirl.” Social class is a major concern of the show in the first 42 weeks, and the contrast between high-status and low-status characters is especially vivid today. That a character whose station is so lowly Roger cannot even bring himself to mention her name is played by the same person who plays a personage so lofty that she has a mansion to herself more than a century after her death gives a special punch to that contrast.

Meanwhile, flighty heiress Carolyn is on a date with Burke in the local tavern, The Blue Whale. Carolyn and Burke are well-dressed, as are the several extras at the other tables. They have china plates in front of them, and there is a more upscale type of background music playing than we usually hear at The Blue Whale. The show is at pains to establish that the tavern is a place for a nice date, rather than the waterfront dive it often appears to be. If that isn’t enough to set up an expectation that Burke and Carolyn’s date will be an important one, he says he plans to take her to another, even nicer, place later on for dancing and drinks.

Carolyn tells Burke she thinks that Vicki and Roger are becoming a couple. He is surprised. As she is explaining what has led her to this theory, she mentions that she told Roger something which Burke knows will reveal that Vicki suspects him of killing Bill. Burke excuses himself, saying that he is supposed to telephone his lawyer. He calls Vicki, and tells her he’s sending a taxi to take her away from Roger. She agrees to meet it.

Back at the table, Burke abruptly terminates the date. He explains to Carolyn that he has an urgent business meeting in ten minutes. She takes the news with uncharacteristically good humor.

Vicki slips out the back door of the house. The episode closes with a new location insert, a shot of her outdoors in the dark.

This may sound like a lot of talk, much of it recapping, but when you watch it the whole thing feels like it’s packed with high-stakes action. The actors are all in good form today, and, as usual, Francis Swann’s script gives them the opportunity to show what they can do. It is strong from beginning to end, well worth the extra expenditures they devoted to it.

Episode 101: Little snoop of a cousin

Well-meaning governess Vicki has found what she believes to be evidence that beloved local man Bill Malloy was murdered by high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins. She fears that if Roger knows what she has found, he might kill her next. Since Vicki and Roger live in the same house, she has to be careful.

At the end of yesterday’s episode, Vicki had gone to town. In today’s opening scenes, Roger talks with his niece, flighty heiress Carolyn. Carolyn doesn’t know what’s on Vicki’s mind, and has blithely told Roger the vital information. When Roger finds out Carolyn doesn’t know where Vicki is, he asks his son, strange and troubled boy David. David strings his hated father along for a bit with unsatisfactory answers, all the while inviting him to contemplate a drawing of a man being hanged for the murder of Bill Malloy.

After Roger leaves the house, David opens the doors to the drawing room. He lets Vicki out. This is not only the first time in this episode we know that she was in the house. It is also the first time in any episode we see Vicki and David acting in concert as friends. Vicki’s attempt to befriend David has been the one story on the show that has worked every time we’ve seen it. Now that they are working together, that story has kicked onto a higher gear.

A knock comes at the front door. It’s Maggie, The Nicest Girl in Town. Maggie is bringing Vicki’s purse. Vicki is astounded- she hadn’t even missed it, much less realized she left it at the restaurant Maggie operates. Maggie insists that Vicki tell her what is bothering her. After a show of reluctance, Vicki tells her that she has found evidence that Bill Malloy was murdered, that she knows who the murderer is, and that if the murderer knows that she knows of his guilt he will be a threat to her. She therefore dare not share her knowledge with Maggie, lest she expose her to the same danger.

Maggie reacts sharply to this. Her father was suspected of killing Bill until the coroner ruled the death an accident, and her reflex when that ruling is challenged is to defend him. She tells Vicki that “I don’t understand you. You pussyfoot around pretending to be so friendly with everyone, and all you succeed in doing is stirring up trouble. As a matter of fact, all the trouble in Collinsport started the day you arrived.” These are startling words for The Nicest Girl in Town to address to our point of view character. But we don’t see her say them, or Vicki react to them. Instead, the camera is on David, eavesdropping at the door. That the show directs our attention to David even when Vicki and Maggie are having such a dramatic moment leaves no doubt that he is at the center of the most important events going on right now.

David eavesdropping. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

While we hear Vicki trying to defend herself, Carolyn catches David spying on them. Vicki and Maggie come out to watch her rough him up.* David runs off, and Carolyn leaves for a date.

Afterward, Maggie presses Vicki for more information. She offers to take her home to spend the night with her and her father, Sam- “unless he’s the one you’re talking about.” Vicki tells her not to be silly. Maggie relaxes. Having ruled Sam out, Vicki makes a remark that also rules out dashing action hero Burke Devlin. Since Sam, Burke, and Roger were the three suspects everyone in town was talking about before the coroner’s ruling, that shouldn’t leave Maggie much difficulty guessing who Vicki thinks killed Bill or why she is uncomfortable in the house.

Francis Swann wrote this one, and he often plays up the similarities between Roger and David. While Vicki, having at first told Maggie she couldn’t possibly tell her anything, is telling her everything, Roger enters from the same door David had used a moment before, and stands at the same spot where David had listened to them.

When Vicki shows Maggie out and declines her repeated offers to stay with her or to take her home, Roger hides in the shadows of the foyer, as we have seen David do many times. He waits by the door until Vicki comes back in.**

Once Vicki is alone, Roger creeps up on her. He grabs her from behind, covers her mouth, and orders her to keep quiet. Roll credits!

Roger silences Vicki. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

After a few episodes written by Ron Sproat, it is refreshing to get back to one by Swann. Sproat has been good so far at keeping the actors busy, but he doesn’t really understand their craft. Working from a script by Swann, each member of the cast can trace a line of development through the episode that gives the story structure and its events significance. Sproat’s first episodes have had some exciting moments, but the characters in them are just pieces being moved around a board. The excitement, when it comes, is that of watching a well-played chess match. Today, we have people to care about, not just the game the writer has devised for himself to play.

*This sequence is the first time we see all three young women in the same shot. With David Henesy, it also features four cast members all of whom are, as of November 2022, still alive.

**This is the first we see the wall extending from the door toward the front of the set. It is decorated with a metallic device. The theme of the house would lead us to expect a portrait of an ancestor on a spot like that…

Roger and the wall decoration. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Episode 100: Friends again

Dark Shadows never really stuck to the soap opera tradition calling for Friday episodes to go at a whirlwind pace, build to a shocking revelation, and end with a cliffhanger that brings the audience back after the weekend. The practice of giving a single writer responsibility for a full week more often meant that Friday was an anticlimax that showed his exhaustion. Episode #95 last week was Ron Sproat’s first Friday episode, and in it he tried to play by those usual rules. Today, he doesn’t have enough story to keep things moving very fast, but there is a cliffhanger.

In #95, well-meaning governess Vicki realized that the fountain pen she found on the beach at Lookout Point belonged to dashing action hero Burke Devlin, and jumped to the conclusion that Burke dropped it there while murdering beloved local man Bill Malloy. Today, Vicki has learned that Burke didn’t have the pen the night Bill died. Rather, it was in possession of high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins. She has re-jumped, now to the conclusion that Roger killed Bill.

Vicki dashes from her home in the great house of Collinwood to see Burke in his hotel room and tells him what she thinks. She no longer has the pen, and it occurs to her in the middle of the conversation that the pen doesn’t actually prove anything about Bill’s death. Burke is frustrated that Vicki isn’t ready to go to the sheriff, but eventually agrees that they don’t have enough evidence to move against his enemy Roger.

The scene between Burke and Vicki goes on for a long time, and does not lead to any definite conclusions. It would have no place in a conventional Friday episode. It is important, though. Burke is a hot-headed fellow who rarely admits that he is wrong about anything, least of all about a topic that relates to his bête noire, Roger. Not only does Vicki get him to do that, she also shares an intimate scene with him in his kitchen where she makes coffee. After that, he keeps touching her. The sequence leaves little doubt it is just a matter of time before a Vicki/ Burke romance takes hold.

Back in Collinwood, flighty heiress Carolyn is quarreling with strange and troubled boy David Collins about Burke. Carolyn has a dinner date with Burke tonight. David regards this as unfair. Burke, whom David idolizes, is the sworn enemy of the Collins family. Therefore, David’s father Roger and his aunt, reclusive matriarch Liz, forbid him to see Burke. If he cannot spend time with his favorite person, he does not see why his cousin should be allowed to go on dates with him.

When David tells Roger about Carolyn’s date with Burke, Roger tries to forbid her seeing him as well, but he has little authority where Carolyn is concerned. In the course of their argument, Carolyn mentions that she told Vicki about Burke’s pen. Roger realizes that this means that Vicki will now suspect him of killing Bill. We’ve seen Roger do cruel things to protect himself, and know that he wants to get rid of Vicki. Indeed, at their first encounter he startled her while she was standing on the edge of a cliff, nearly prompting her to fall to her death. So now that he sees her as a potential accuser in a murder case, we must regard him as a danger to Vicki.

Episode 99: Sobbing women and females

This is the fourth episode credited to writer Ron Sproat. Sproat is making an inventory of the narrative elements available to him, and labeling each one with his plans for it.

In his first episode, #94, Sproat put two of Dark Shadows’ original storylines into a box marked “To Be Discarded.” Those were the quest well-meaning governess Vicki is on to discover her birth family and the relationship between flighty heiress Carolyn and hardworking young fisherman Joe. He put Vicki’s relationship with bland young lawyer Frank and Joe’s with Maggie, The Nicest Girl in Town, into the box marked “For Future Development.”

In #95, he put the whodunit surrounding the death of beloved local man Bill Malloy in the “For Future Development” box. He also noted the idea of a relationship between Vicki and high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins as a long-term possibility, depending on the outcome of the Bill Malloy story.

Yesterday, in #98, he reimagined Roger’s son, strange and troubled boy David Collins, not as the frantic and needy victim of his father’s abuse he has been hithertofore, but as an ice-cold sociopath who manipulates the adults around him. If he keeps that personality, David will be able to drive the story for longer periods than he has been able to do so far. We were also reintroduced to a ghost we haven’t heard from in months, suggesting that the supernatural themes will be getting a more detailed treatment.

Today, Sproat continues making his catalog. Dashing action hero Burke Devlin, sworn enemy of the Collins family, is key to the stories Sproat processes this time out. We see most of the events through the eyes of Burke’s secret agent in the great house of Collinwood, housekeeper Mrs Johnson. Using the housekeeper as the point of view character, Sproat suggests that his task in these episodes is primarily one of housekeeping.

In the middle of the episode, we have a couple of scenes about Burke’s attempt to hire staff away from the Collins cannery and fishing fleet. In #89, that attempt set up a visually interesting scene, where a larger than usual group of featured background players gathered in Burke’s hotel room to hear his plans. But the story about them never seemed likely to go anywhere. Today, actor Dolph Sweet appears as the spokesman for the loyal employees who refuse to leave the Collinses. Sweet brings a raw, immediate style to the part that makes a powerful impression. His job today is to drop the story point into the “To Be Discarded” box, and he does it memorably.

Ezra refuses Burke’s offer. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die.

Carolyn has long been obsessed with Burke and jealous of Burke’s interest in Vicki. The episode opens with Carolyn making snide remarks to Vicki about a ride Burke gave her to the town of Bangor, Maine. Vicki, under the impression that a pen she has found is evidence pointing to Burke’s involvement in Bill’s death, tells Carolyn that Burke is the very last man in the world a woman should want to be involved with. Vicki has promised Roger not to mention the pen to anyone, so she can’t explain her feelings to Carolyn.

Vicki and Carolyn discuss Burke while Mrs Johnson listens in the background. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die.

At the end of the episode, Burke has called Carolyn and made a date with her. Elated, Carolyn apologizes to Vicki and is her best friend again. Vicki tries to talk her out of seeing Burke without mentioning the pen. That effort gives way to a conversation in which Carolyn mentions that Burke gave her a pen, that she gave the pen to Roger, and that Roger lost the pen the night Bill Malloy died. Hearing this and remembering Roger’s behavior when they were alone together in episode 96, Vicki concludes that Roger, not Burke, killed Bill.

These scenes mark Carolyn’s fixation on Burke and her fluctuations between unrestrained hostility and unreserved solicitude towards Vicki as themes that will continue. The ending of course advances the Bill Malloy story, and sets up a conflict between Vicki and Roger.

Episode 98: My part of the bargain

A woman named Mrs Johnson joins the domestic staff of the great house of Collinwood. After reclusive matriarch Liz has sat with her in the drawing room for a few minutes, Mrs Johnson rises to begin her duties. Liz asks her to wait, and stammeringly warns her that some members of the household may seem unfriendly at first. She isn’t to take notice of that- they simply need time to get used to having a new person around when they have been so isolated for so long. Mrs Johnson takes this warning in stride, and again thinks she has been dismissed. But a second time Liz asks her to wait. She tells Mrs Johnson that she needn’t go into the closed-off portions of the house,* and particularly emphasizes that she wants her to stay out of the basement.

Liz’ nephew, strange and troubled boy David Collins, is not at all happy with Mrs Johnson’s accession to the household establishment. When his aunt begins to introduce them, David cuts her off, saying that he had met Mrs Johnson in the restaurant at the Collinsport Inn. He asks Mrs Johnson why she wants to work in the house. His level tone shocks his aunt. She takes David into the drawing room while Mrs Johnson goes upstairs.

When Liz reproves him for rudeness, David asks if he will have to apologize to Mrs Johnson again. He explains that the Collins family’s arch-nemesis, dashing action hero Burke Devlin, had made him apologize to Mrs Johnson in the restaurant after he yelled at her to “Shut up!” Liz says that for once Burke did the right thing. David then asks if Mrs Johnson is going to be his jailer. Liz asks him where he got such an idea. David starts talking about ghosts, and Liz can’t take it anymore. She tells him to go. He complies, still eerily calm.

In the next scene, we’re back in the drawing room. Gruff caretaker Matthew is working in the fireplace. David sneaks up behind Matthew and startles him. He asks Matthew what he’s scared of- is it ghosts? Matthew says he doesn’t talk about such things. David keeps needling him. Matthew gets more and more agitated, David stays absolutely in control of himself.

Mrs Johnson comes in with a ham sandwich and a glass of milk on a tray. She tells David she’s been looking all over the house for him. He protests that he doesn’t take his meals on a tray, but in the kitchen. When Matthew warns him not to make a mess, he gladly sits down on the couch and takes hold of the sandwich. Matthew sulks away.

Mrs Johnson wheedles David into talking about the closed-off rooms of the house. She asks him what he sees there. He asks if she believes in ghosts. She says she doesn’t. He says, again in the blandest possible voice, “You will.”

Matthew returns in time to hear Mrs Johnson encouraging David to describe the closed-off rooms. He sends David to the kitchen with his tray, and scolds Mrs Johnson for asking questions about matters Liz doesn’t want anyone looking into.

When the clock strikes 3 AM, Mrs Johnson shines a flashlight directly into the camera. She is inspecting the basement. She tries the door to the locked room. She can’t open it, but looks into whatever she can. Suddenly, something grabs her from the darkness. She looks down, and sees David’s complacent grin.

Mrs Johnson tells David she came down to investigate a noise. That doesn’t impress David, perhaps because it doesn’t explain why she was opening drawers and cigar boxes. For his part, he tells her that he’s there waiting to see a ghost.

David tells Mrs Johnson that his aunt will be very upset if he finds out she was in the basement. She tries to bluster her way out of trouble, but David tells her not to worry- he won’t tell. She asks why not. Because, he says, she’s a friend of Burke Devlin. She denies being Burke’s friend. He says she must be- otherwise, when she publicly accused Burke of causing the death of beloved local man Bill Malloy, he would have been angry. Burke’s mildness persuaded David that the accusation was a little drama the two of them were acting out. Returning viewers have seen enough of Burke’s temper to know how David came up with his premises, and those who saw episode 79 know that his conclusion is true.

David goes on to say that he thinks Burke must have sent Mrs Johnson to the house to spy on his father, high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins. This is also true. Before she can try to deny it, David says that he is all for this mission, because he hates his father and hopes he dies. Mrs Johnson is shocked, both by the words and by the altogether relaxed demeanor with which David speaks them. She must never have met a nine year old sociopath before.

Mrs Johnson resumes her bluster. David assures her that he won’t tell Liz he saw her if she doesn’t tell that she saw him. He goes upstairs, disappointed that he missed seeing the ghost. Mrs Johnson stays downstairs, and after a moment hears a woman sobbing inside the locked room. She tries the door again- it is covered with cobwebs, and obviously hasn’t been opened in a very long time. She knocks, and the sobbing desists.

We’ve heard the sobbing woman before. She drew well-meaning governess Vicki to the basement in the first week of the show, and when Matthew found Vicki down there he rebuked her fiercely and reported to Liz that he caught her “snoopin’ around,” the supreme evil in Matthew’s moral universe. When Liz talked to Vicki about the incident, she amazed Vicki by denying that she had heard any sobbing. Eventually, Vicki forced Roger to admit that he had heard the sobbing many times over the years, and that he had no idea what it was. The reappearance of the sobbing woman promises a resolution to a long-standing mystery.

*Several times in the episode, Mrs Johnson mentions the disused “east wing” of Collinwood. We’ve heard a good deal about a closed-off west wing, and it will be years before the show confirms that there is also an east wing. So “east wing” is probably a blooper today. But it is clear that the house has multiple closed-off sections, and in episode 84 there is a distinct suggestion of a sealed east wing. So if it is a blooper, it is a felicitous one.

Episode 97: Paint her soul

Dark Shadows tells the story of the great house of Collinwood and its residents, the ancient and esteemed Collins family. From the first episode, some of the most important elements of the house’s visual impact are the portraits of the Collins ancestors that decorate its drawing room and foyer.

The foyer is dominated by a portrait identified as Benjamin Collins. In episode 2, well-meaning governess Vicki feels so intimidated by Benjamin’s portrait that she looks at it, says “Boo!,” and runs away:

Boo to Benjamin. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

The drawing room is home to several portraits. The two that have been most frequently discussed so far on the show are those of Isaac Collins, which moves around a bit but usually hangs by the piano, and of Jeremiah Collins, which has a secure home above the mantle. Reclusive matriarch Liz used the portrait of Isaac as a visual aid in a lecture about family history that she delivered to her nephew, strange and troubled boy David, in episode 17:

Liz lectures David. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

The portrait of Jeremiah features prominently in almost every scene in the drawing room. Since the drawing room is the single most important set in the series, that makes the portrait one of its stars. It’s only appropriate that it looked over this June 1967 publicity photo of the cast:

By November of 1966, we have seen three stories about portraits. The first starts in episode 22 and drags on for quite a while. Dashing action hero Burke Devlin calls on drunken artist Sam Evans and commissions him to paint his portrait, specifying that it is to be the same size and style as the portraits in Collinwood. Burke is scheming to take the house away from the Collinses, and to hang a portrait of himself in one of its most conspicuous spots. For about six weeks, high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins frantically tries to bully Sam into canceling the commission. Roger doesn’t care about Burke’s plans for the house. He is just afraid that in the course of the sittings Burke will learn a dark and terrible secret he and Sam share.

Another story takes place within a single episode, episode 70. We get our first look at The Old House and the portrait of Josette Collins that presides over its parlor. After everyone has left, the portrait begins to glow, and the ghost of Josette comes walking out of the portrait:

Josette steps out. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Today’s major theme is a story that began in episode 60. Visiting the Evans cottage, Vicki found a portrait that she herself strongly resembles. Sam told her that he painted it 25 years ago, and that the model was a local woman named Betty Hanscombe. This excited Vicki, who grew up a foundling and is on a quest to find out who her birth parents were. Vicki wondered if Betty Hanscombe might be her long-lost mother, or if some nearby relative of hers might be. Sam disappointed Vicki’s hopes as soon as he had raised them, telling her that Betty died before Vicki was born and that she has no relatives in the area. Since then, Vicki’s interest in the portrait has been revived. She learned that there was once a butler at Collinwood called Hanscombe. She has formed a vague hope that one of her parents was a member of a central Maine family named Hanscombe, and she is trying to track them down.

Today, Vicki goes back to the Evans cottage and asks Sam for another look at the portrait of Betty Hanscombe. Sam is in a good mood; before Vicki shows up, he’s singing, and his baritone voice sounds like he’s ready to appear in musicals on Broadway. Uncharacteristically, he is sober, a fact demonstrated by his almost successful attempt to thread a needle. He gives Vicki a courtly reception, recaps what he told her about Betty Hanscombe and the painting seven and a half weeks ago, and when she persists in showing interest makes a gift of the portrait to her. She’s flabbergasted by his generosity, though considering that he painted it twenty five years ago and hasn’t sold it yet he may as well be generous.

While Vicki is at the Evans cottage, Liz summons her brother Roger to the drawing room. She has deduced that Vicki is not going to forget about Betty Hanscombe or her portrait, and instructs Roger that their goal is to stuff those topics into the deepest possible obscurity.

Vicki returns with the portrait and shows it to Liz and Roger. Roger watches Liz and listens to her declare that it looks nothing like Vicki. Liz then directs Roger to look at the painting, and he dutifully echoes her statement. Since it is in fact a painting of Alexandra Moltke Isles, we can sympathize with Vicki’s disbelief at the position they are taking. She seems to be about to give up when flighty heiress Carolyn walks into the room, looks at the painting, and asks Vicki when she had her portrait done. “It looks exactly like you!” It’s a terrific ending for the episode, and leaves us wondering what will come of the Betty Hanscombe story.*