Episode 153: To be a dead woman

High-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins had some bad news several weeks ago when he learned that his estranged wife, the mysterious and long-absent Laura, had come back to town. His consternation turned to joy when he learned that Laura wanted to divorce him and leave with their son, strange and troubled boy David.

The one obstacle in the path of the divorce is Roger’s sister, reclusive matriarch Liz. Roger has squandered his entire inheritance and has no inclination to make himself useful enough to anyone to earn a living. He therefore lives as a parasite on Liz, living as a guest in her house and drawing an income from a sinecure with her business. Liz distrusts Laura and sees in David the only hope that the family name will continue. She is determined to prevent Laura from taking David, and Roger has to appease her.

Today, Liz is disturbed that the authorities in Phoenix, Arizona keep insisting that Laura is dead. She lived in an apartment there which burned to the ground. The medical examiners in Arizona have now inspected the charred remains of a woman found inside, and the dental records are a perfect match for Laura’s. Lieutenant Dan Riley of the Maine state police shows up to inform everyone of this fact and to convey Arizona’s request that Laura submit to a physical.

Riley has some rather peculiar mannerisms. When Roger answers his knock to let him into the great house of Collinwood, he finds him standing at the door, staring off into space at a right angle to him. I’ve answered many a door in my day, and I don’t believe I have ever found anyone on the other side presenting his profile to me in this way. It is truly an odd thing to see. I suppose director John Sedwick must have told him to do that in order to make some kind of point, but I can’t for the life of me imagine what that point might be.

Lt Riley presents his profile to Roger

Roger is dismayed that the bizarre situation created by Arizona’s insistence that his wife is dead threatens to postpone his final farewell to Laura and David, but he does see the funny side of it. He and Liz take Riley to the cottage where Laura is staying. Before Riley can start talking, Roger asks Laura how it feels to be dead. The show has been giving us lots of clues that Laura is a revenant of some kind, and both Liz and David’s well-meaning governess Vicki have taken note of some of these clues. Laura’s shock when Roger puts that question to her strikes her silent for a whole commercial break. When they come back and we find him teasing her with the news from Phoenix, we might wonder if she’s about to betray herself- “I haven’t been dead for weeks, not altogether anyway!” But instead she just sputters and postures, behaving as if offended. Roger is puzzled by this reaction, and asks what happened to her sense of humor. Apparently his comments are the sort of joke that used to make her laugh.

Riley does not doubt that the Arizona authorities have made a mistake and that Laura in fact is the person everyone in the town where she grew up, including her husband, her ex-fiance, her disapproving sister-in-law, and the sheriff, has taken her to be. He simply asks them to play along and help his colleagues in Arizona to complete the routine tasks required of them. Among the questions she answers correctly is that it was her idea to name her son “David Theodore Collins.” Roger had wanted to name him “Charles Andrew Collins,” after some of his ancestors, but she insisted on calling him “David,” a name no previous Collins had ever borne. At Roger’s instance, Laura agrees to go to a doctor so that Riley will be able to send the Arizona officials the paperwork they need.

After Liz and the policeman have left Laura alone, Roger asks her what she isn’t telling about the fire in Phoenix. She is alarmed that he might attach some weight to the identification of the body as hers. He at once dismisses that as too ridiculous for words, but says that he is sure she knows more about the dead woman than she is telling. She won’t budge from her denials, and he tells her that while he will be glad to publicly support any lie it might be useful for her to tell, they really ought to share the truth in private.

That evening, Vicki is on a date with Roger’s lawyer, instantly forgettable young Frank Garner. She tells Frank she is glad that David is warming to Laura. He says that there are so many unanswered questions about Laura that he fears Vicki’s attitude towards her is excessively charitable. He does not think that Vicki or anyone else really knows enough about Laura to be sure that she ought to be trusted with David’s care.

After dinner, Vicki is a passenger in Frank’s car. We are introduced to this fact by a shot of a car’s headlights coming at us, a shot previously used in an early promo for Dark Shadows.

Car

While Frank is droning on about who knows what,Vicki looks off in the distance and smiles broadly. Frank sees this big smile, recognizes that nothing he is saying could elicit so vivid a reaction, and objects to her ignoring him. She says that the scent of jasmine is all around. He says he doesn’t smell anything.

The scent of jasmine has been established as the sign that the ghost of Josette Collins is present. Josette has been trying to warn everyone that Laura poses a threat to David, and Vicki is especially susceptible to communication from her. So regular viewers will know that Vicki is now acting under instructions from Josette.

Vicki starts issuing commands. She orders him to take the next right turn, then a left, and finally to stop in the middle of a field. When Frank asks whether she has ever been there before, she says no. When he asks if she knows where they are, she says no. When he asks why she keeps giving these orders, she says that “It is where I am supposed to be.” He realizes that they are in a cemetery.

Vicki jumps out of the car and runs up to the door of a small building. She knocks furiously at the door. Frank comes running after her, asking her what she is doing. Again, she will only say that it is where she is supposed to be. When she knocks, he tells her no one can possibly be in there. It is a chapel or some other kind of public building, there is no public event taking place in the cemetery, and it is long after regular business hours. Vicki listens to him and starts to move away from the door. Then, she sees the door handle turn. She and Frank watch as the door opens.

Vicki arrives at the building
Where she is supposed to be

Dark Shadows never had much of a budget for sets. Every time we see a new one, even one as modest as this, it is a sign that something important is about to happen.

Episode 152: Woman in the cottage

The mysterious and long-absent Laura Collins is sitting motionless by the fire in her current residence, the cottage on the grounds of the great estate of Collinwood. A knock sounds at the door. As always in this situation, it takes Laura a moment to rouse herself and begin moving. When she does, her movements are disconnected and robotic, as if she is reassembling herself. This image, coupled with what regular viewers have seen in previous episodes, suggests that what we see when we look at Laura is never more than half of a person. Part of her, maybe most of her, exists in the form of energy that somehow inheres in the fire.

Laura opens the door to instantly forgettable young lawyer Frank Garner. Frank identifies himself as the representative of Laura’s estranged husband, high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins, in their divorce. She tells him she doesn’t want any money or property. All she wants is custody of their son, strange and troubled boy David. Since Roger is eager to see David go with her, she doesn’t see the need for a lawyer of her own.

Frank points out that as one of the heirs to the Collins interests, David stands to become a “very wealthy young man.” Laura suggests that all of David’s assets be put in a trust that she cannot access. When Frank asks how she will support David until he comes into his legal majority, she says vaguely “I have… resources.” When he presses the point, she assures him that “where I plan to take [David,] he’ll have no need for anything the Collins family could give him.” Since the Collins family is presented in this episode as “very wealthy,”* that would suggest she is taking him someplace where money cannot be exchanged for goods and services. This is, to put it mildly, an intriguing prospect.

Throughout her talk with Frank, Laura makes it clear her priority is to settle the divorce and leave with David as soon as possible. Frank says that lawyers can usually settle business among themselves more quickly than they can with people unrepresented by counsel and asks if she wants the matter settled quickly. Laura answers that she wants that “more than he can realize.” She asks Frank to represent both her and Roger, to draw up the papers to finalize what they have discussed, and to get it over with.

Before he can leave the cottage, Frank has to break some bad news to Laura. The police in Phoenix, Arizona, are still investigating a fire that destroyed the apartment where she lived in that city and killed an unidentified woman who had a key to it. There might be a hearing. If so she will have to return to Phoenix to testify, perhaps on short notice.

Laura chose to live in Phoenix. She has told versions of the legend of the phoenix both to David (#140) and to Maggie Evans (#128,) who was waiting on her table at the restaurant in the Collinsport Inn. Furthermore, Maggie’s father, drunken artist Sam, knew Laura when she lived in town ten years before and hasn’t been in touch with her since. When Maggie told him that a customer had told her the legend of the Phoenix, he clearly knew that Maggie was talking about Laura. So she has been fascinated with the story for years. In the version of the legend she related to David, it was in the context of a description of a mystical land like those which figure in the stories of the Holy Grail, which “some call Paradise,” and which is her true home. So when Laura implies that she plans to take David someplace where there is no buying or selling, we listen up.

Frank leaves, but before Laura can resume her stupor beside the fire someone else knocks. It is well-meaning governess Vicki. Vicki tells her that her boss, reclusive matriarch Liz, has ordered her to keep Laura away from David. Laura asks if Vicki will obey this command. Vicki says she has no choice. It’s her job, after all, and besides, Liz has been very nice to her.

Laura asks how someone who herself grew up in a foundling home can keep a child from his mother. Vicki recaps all the strange things that have happened since Laura came back. Regular viewers know that these events are signs of supernatural activity. We know this because we’ve seen transparent figures superimposed over shots and have heard theremin music playing on the soundtrack. But Vicki hasn’t been watching the show, so even though she tells Laura almost everything she has seen and heard Laura can provide more-or-less plausible explanations for all of it.

Vicki is unconvinced, but still goes back to the great house and tells Liz that she won’t be able to follow her orders. Laura is David’s mother, after all, and does have her rights. Liz is so angry that she can’t look at Vicki, and stares directly at the teleprompter throughout the entire scene.

Liz demands that Vicki say she will do as she has commanded. Vicki looks down, and even after Liz has repeated herself more than once she still doesn’t say that she will. The closeup on Vicki before Liz sends her away to check in on David is quite a powerful moment. In a couple of seconds, Alexandra Moltke Isles shows very clearly that Vicki is ashamed to be disobeying Liz, embarrassed to be yelled at in the drawing room, and yet determined to continue in her course of action.** It’s a remarkably efficient performance.

Vicki being yelled at

Vicki leaves the room. The camera stays on Liz as we hear voices in the foyer. Roger crosses paths with Vicki. He enters the drawing room and asks Liz why Vicki is upset. Liz dismisses the question, and Roger compares her to Lucrezia Borgia. Irritated, Liz says she is in no mood for his jokes. “Who’s joking?” he replies.

That’s a startling moment. Roger spent the first several months of the show trying to get Vicki out of the house, if necessary by manipulating David into murdering her (#68.) Now, he’s expressing sympathy for Vicki, apparently spontaneously. It’s true that the motive for that hostility was rooted in a storyline that has been partially resolved, but it is still interesting that Roger actually seems to like Vicki now.

A knock sounds. Again the camera stays on Liz in the drawing room while we hear Roger greet Frank in the foyer. It was a week ago, in #147, that we first heard characters speaking while off-camera. I wish they had done that more often. They need all the tricks they can find to create a sense of space, to make us feel that their little sets are actually a huge mansion, a rolling estate, and a whole town.

Frank tells Roger and Liz about his conversation with Laura. Roger is delighted that the only thing Laura wants is custody of David and urges Frank to draw up the papers at once. Liz, outraged, declares that custody of David is the one thing Laura can’t have, and forbids him to draw the papers up at all. Faced with this disagreement between Roger, his client of record, and Liz, who is actually paying his fee, Frank can do nothing. He excuses himself. On his way out, Roger whispers to him that he should prepare the papers- he promises to handle Liz.

The telephone rings. It is a report that the authorities in Phoenix have examined the charred corpse found in the burned ruins of Laura’s apartment. They are positive that it is the body of Laura herself. Roger and Liz are bewildered by the news.

*In other episodes, especially those focusing on the “Revenge of Burke Devlin” storyline, they seem to be gasping along on the brink of total financial ruin. But today, we hear about nothing but how terribly rich they are, so that’s what we’ll go with.

**This is puzzling for regular viewers. In #148, Vicki expressed a determination to keep Laura away from David. The information she shares with Laura is the basis for that determination. It isn’t at all clear why she doesn’t stick with it. For that matter, if she can tell Laura everything she knows when she regards Laura as a menace, why can’t she tell her benefactress Liz that she is thinking the same way she is? It could be that Ron Sproat, who wrote #148, and Malcolm Marmorstein, who wrote this one, didn’t talk to each other, and the producer was too busy with other things to catch the inconsistency. Whatever the cause, Mrs Isles gives such strong performances in both episodes that I’m inclined to treat them as self-contained stories so far as Vicki is concerned.

Episode 151: Finishing my puzzle

There isn’t really any structure to this episode, certainly no suspense. It’s a collection of scenes in various moods, each exploring some familiar themes, all taking place in the great house of Collinwood.

Reclusive matriarch Liz wakes her nephew, strange and troubled boy David. She is glad to find that David is cheerful, but disturbed to hear that his mother, the mysterious and long-absent Laura, visited him in his room last night. Liz says that Laura couldn’t have been in the house last night. David proves that she was there by showing Liz the handkerchief she gave him.

Liz is puzzled how Laura got in and out of the house without being seen. Friday, she learned that there had been strong evidence of supernatural activity in the house yesterday. As she questions David about the details of Laura’s visit, it looks like she might be trying to rule out a supernatural explanation of Laura’s visit. That’s a bit of a dead end- Liz is committed to covering up anything that will make the family look weird, so if she is thinking along those lines she certainly won’t be talking about it with anyone. But she had a confrontation yesterday with Laura, in the course of which each implied that she had sufficient willpower to defeat the other. So Liz’ unsettled reaction might explain why Laura left the handkerchief. She wants Liz to know that she is not dealing with any ordinary antagonist.

We then see Liz and her brother, high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins, having breakfast in the kitchen. Roger is delighted by the prospect that his wife Laura will divorce him and go away with their son David. He promises Liz he will think fondly of David when David is a distant memory. Liz is exasperated with Roger’s narcissism. She reminds him that he lives as a guest in her house, and that it was for David’s sake she took him in. He studiously ignores the implication that if David goes away, he will have to find a place to live and pay his own bills.

Liz and Roger in the kitchen. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Liz’ daughter, flighty heiress Carolyn, comes into the kitchen as Roger is leaving. She informs Liz that Laura has been seeing the family’s arch-nemesis, dashing action hero Burke Devlin. Before Laura came back, Burke had been leading Carolyn on, and she has been bitterly disappointed that no romance will be blossoming between them. She leads Liz to the idea that after Roger and Laura are divorced, Laura will deliver David to Burke. “The last of the Collins! The only hope our name will continue!” exclaims Liz. Fearing Burke’s intentions, she vows to keep Laura away from David.

While she may not have forgotten what she heard Friday about the indications of supernatural doings, Liz has not grasped the message the ghosts are trying to send. While Burke may want David to forget Roger, think of him as his father, and change his name from Collins to Devlin, the ghosts have been telling anyone they can reach that he won’t get the chance. If David goes to Laura, she will change far more about him than his last name. Perhaps she will kill him, perhaps she will turn him into some kind of otherworldly creature, but whatever her plans are, Burke should be the least of Liz’ worries.

Roger was among those who saw and heard the signs of the ghosts on Thursday. On Friday, he flatly declared to well-meaning governess Vicki that he refused to think about them any more. While Carolyn is in the kitchen giving Liz the news about Burke and Laura, Roger goes to David’s room to try to talk him into spending more time with his mother.

When he hears Roger at the door, David is sitting on his bed, playing with toy soldiers on a chessboard. He hastily shoves the soldiers and the edge of the board under his pillow and picks up a textbook.

Everything Roger says seems to bewilder David. When Roger tells David that he has done something to please him, David replies “I have?” David continues to answer all of Roger’s statements in that wise until Roger protests that David is using “two-word questions” only to annoy him. He talks about how important it is for a boy to spend time with his mother, that he ought to ask Liz if he can go on a long trip with his mother, etc. At the end of their talk, Roger tells David “You can be a very intelligent little fella when you want to be.” David continues to give him a mystified look.

Since David has already had several scenes where he angrily told Roger that he knew Roger was trying to send him away with his mother because he wants to get rid of him, regular viewers are likely to take this scene as an indication that David is changing his approach to Roger. He’s tried confronting his father with the ugly truth, screaming at him, and threatening him. Last summer, when Laura was still an unseen, half-remembered figure David would call to while standing at the window, he tried murdering him. None of those tactics got him anywhere, so now he is just deflecting him with a show of incomprehension.

There is another possible explanation for David’s change. The most shocking of David’s recent behavior came when the ghost of Josette Collins was making her most intense efforts to get through to him about the danger his mother represented. That process manifested itself in nightmares and a frightening painting that threw David’s mind into an uproar. Now, Laura has appeared to him in the night, blocking the nightmares, and Roger has burned the painting. Josette is temporarily silenced. David is not afraid of his mother, and may not be enraged with his father.

Those who have been watching closely all along will find another interesting note in Roger’s attempt to manipulate David. In #68, Roger had been eager to get rid of well-meaning governess Vicki. In those days, David saw Vicki as an enemy. Roger sits with David in the drawing room and talks very calmly about the fact that David hates him. He asks if he doesn’t hate Vicki even more. David doesn’t deny it, and expresses extreme hostility. This was only a few weeks after Roger found out that David had tried to kill him, so it is rather chilling when he tells David that he will leave it entirely up to him to solve the problem of Vicki.

In that scene of horrifying child abuse, David was helpless as his father deliberately set about warping his mind so that he would attempt a murder. By contrast, this scene is a comedy in which David Henesy and Louis Edmonds get real laughs, and David Collins is certainly no worse off at the end than he was a the beginning.

David is playing with his toy soldiers again when he hears someone else at the door. Again, he stuffs the soldiers under his pillow. It is his cousin Carolyn. He tells her that with so many visitors to his room, he is having trouble studying. Carolyn takes the soldiers from under the pillow and says she can see how hard he’s been studying. He asks “Secret?” She replies “Secret!”

As far as I can recall, this is the first time we’ve seen Carolyn in David’s room. The “Secret?” “Secret!” exchange is certainly the first time we’ve seen them so friendly. It’s a relief- Carolyn’s over-the-top denunciations of David as a “little monster” were getting monotonous, and each of these characters needs more people to talk to.

After she and David have talked about Laura for a while, Carolyn goes back downstairs to talk to her Uncle Roger. Roger is lounging on the couch doing the crossword puzzle. He is quite annoyed that Carolyn is interrupting him in this most important task of his day. This is a bit of mirroring- as David is more concerned with his toy soldiers than with his studies, so Roger is more concerned with his puzzle than with any of the responsibilities you might suppose would attach themselves to a grown man who is nominally employed as an executive at his sister’s business.

Carolyn brings up Burke and Laura. Roger says that she needn’t worry about that- until their divorce is final, Laura won’t dare do anything to alienate the Collinses. Carolyn asks what will happen after the divorce, when David is living with Laura and Laura is available to Burke. It seems to dawn on Roger that it might be bad for the Collinses if the family’s only male heir is the stepson of their deadliest enemy, and so he says he’ll do something about it. Carolyn so adores her uncle and so resents Laura and Burke’s relationship that not even his crossword puzzle can keep her from blinding herself to his complete ineffectiveness. She is gleeful at the thought that Burke and Laura will now get their comeuppance at his hands.

Carolyn and Roger on the couch. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Like Roger, Carolyn was among those who saw and heard the signs of Josette’s presence Thursday. She knows all about David’s nightmare and about the painting in which she warned that Laura would set fire to herself and David. Yet she has inherited the family’s tradition of denial. She will not see what is in front of her, and cannot shift her focus from her thwarted desire for Burke to the grave danger impending over David.

Episode 150: Time isn’t easy to give

Yesterday, several characters saw clear evidence that supernatural forces are intervening to warn that the mysterious and long-absent Laura poses a grave danger to her son, strange and troubled boy David Collins.

High-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins was one of those characters. In keeping with his family’s traditions, Roger habitually responds to signs of the supernatural by going into denial. He has an especially strong motive for denying that there is anything alarming about the relationship between David and Laura. David is his son, Laura is his wife, and he wants to be rid of them both. Laura wants to divorce him and leave with David, a prospect he finds most attractive.

At the insistence of well-meaning governess Vicki, Roger tells reclusive matriarch Liz some of the signs that uncanny beings are at work. In response, Liz decides to go to Laura and tell her that she may no longer see her son.

The confrontation between Laura and Liz takes place in the cottage where Laura is staying now that she has returned from her long absence. Laura points out that it is absurd for a child’s paternal aunt to forbid his mother from seeing him. The only case Liz could make in answer to this objection would rest on yesterday’s supernatural manifestations, but even if she had seen those events first-hand that isn’t something you can really bring up while conducting an argument in the modern world. So the two women just make assertions about their respective strength of personality.

Upstairs at Collinwood, David was crying before Vicki managed to calm him by telling him his mother’s favorite story, the legend of the Phoenix. In his sleep, he is crying again. Laura appears as a glowing figure in the corner of the room. She awakens him and stands at the foot of his bed.

Laura appears
Laura speaks

The oldest surviving version of the legend of the Phoenix appears in the Histories of Herodotus. Many passages in Herodotus describe dreams, and they all represent the dream as a figure standing at the foot of the dreamer’s bed, making a speech to him. That’s the usual form dreams take in ancient Greek literature generally, in fact, and that Greek image of the dream has had its influence in later writing. So I suppose it could be that Laura’s visit to David is a nod to the sources of the Phoenix legend, and it certainly could be meant to suggest a familiar way dreams are depicted in literature.

Diana Millay usually plays Laura as a dreamlike figure, rather vague in manner and stilted in speech, and this scene is no exception. David Henesy plays David Collins here in the wide-awake style of an uncomfortable character in a comedy of manners. Laura makes cryptic promises of being forever united to David, to which he gives polite but nervous responses such as “That’s nice!” and “I’m sure we will!” David doesn’t seem to be asleep, suggesting that Laura’s otherworldly manner signifies nothing so familiar as a dream.

Laura notices David’s tears. She gives him a handkerchief to dry them. At the end of their conversation, she vanishes into thin air and David falls asleep. The handkerchief is still there, however, proving it was no ordinary dream.

At this stage of her existence, Laura seems to be divided into at least three entities. There is the woman who lives in the cottage, visits the great house, and talks to the other characters. There is a ghostly image David has seen flickering on the lawn. And there is a charred corpse in the morgue in Phoenix, Arizona. There is no assurance that these are the only three components of Laura, and no explanation of how they relate to each other. Does the speaking character know about the ghost? Does one control the other? If they operate independently, do they have the same goals? If they have different goals, might they come into conflict with each other? A scene like this one raises all of those questions, because we don’t know which Laura we’re dealing with.

It is also possible that she isn’t Laura at all. A couple of weeks ago, we thought it was Laura who compelled drunken artist Sam Evans to paint pictures of her naked and in flames. Yesterday, we learned that the spirit possessing Sam was actually the ghost of Josette Collins, and that she was doing it to oppose Laura’s plans. So maybe Josette has disguised herself as Laura in order to unsettle David and keep him from following his mother to his doom.

There is an unusual blooper just short of the 3 minute mark. From 2:51 to 2:57, Alexandra Moltke Isles has a fit of the giggles. This starts when Joan Bennett enters and flares up again as she walks past Mrs Isles. It’s true that Miss Bennett’s dress betrayed a good deal more of the outlines of the garments underneath it than one would expect. That may have had something to do with the laughing attack, but Mrs Isles was usually so professional that it is difficult to believe she wouldn’t have gotten that under control after dress rehearsal. Some of the actresses have talked about how Louis Edmonds would make remarks to them before shots that made it extremely difficult for them not to laugh on camera during serious scenes, perhaps he was the culprit here.

The giggle begins
The giggle resumes
The giggle concealed

Episode 149: The scent of jasmine

Yesterday’s episode gave writer Ron Sproat six major points to communicate to the audience:

  1. None of the characters yet believed that the relationship between mysterious and long-absent Laura Collins and her son, strange and troubled boy David, involved physical danger or crime, much less a threat from the supernatural realm.
  2. An police investigation taking place off-screen and centered in Phoenix, Arizona will advance the plot.
  3. Well-meaning governess Vicki is a credible protagonist in the storyline about Laura.
  4. Dashing action hero Burke Devlin is too smitten with Laura to be of much help to Vicki in her efforts to protect David from Laura.
  5. The budding romance between Burke and flighty heiress Carolyn is at an end.
  6. Vicki has decided the time has come to start fighting Laura.

With more help from the actors than he really deserved, Sproat managed to get all six of these points across. Today, Malcolm Marmorstein has only two themes to deal with. First, he shows us Carolyn processing her feelings about Burke. Then, he shows us the characters discovering that they are living in a ghost story.

Carolyn comes home to the great house of Collinwood in a grim mood. Vicki asks Carolyn who has upset her. She says that Burke has put an end to their budding romance. She asks Vicki to guess who has caught Burke’s eye now, and Vicki names Laura.

Later, Carolyn puts the same question to Laura’s estranged husband, her uncle, high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins. Roger also names Laura, also without batting an eye. When Carolyn is surprised at his calm reaction, he assures her he has no interest in anything Burke and Laura might get up to.

In her anguish, Carolyn tells Roger that he would take an entirely different attitude if he could see Burke from a woman’s point of view. As Roger, Louis Edmonds replies to this remark by raising an eyebrow ever so slightly.

Not-so-straight faces

The episodes Art Wallace and Francis Swann wrote in the first twenty weeks of Dark Shadows gave more than a few hints that Burke and Roger’s enmity has its roots in a past homoerotic relationship. In the months since Sproat and Marmorstein took over the writing duties, that idea has only cropped up a couple of times in Sproat’s scripts, and not at all in Marmorstein’s.

Edmonds’ raised eyebrow here will bring a chuckle to regular viewers who have caught on to the theme. As the look passes from his face, Carolyn turns to look at her uncle. When Nancy Barrett saw Louis Edmonds, she must have been glad the scene was ending, as she didn’t have to worry about keeping herself from laughing out loud.

In the village of Collinsport, drunken artist Sam Evans and his daughter Maggie, The Nicest Girl in Town, are at home. Maggie is trying to cheer her father up after a recent mishap with fire injured his hands, leaving him temporarily unable to hold either a paint brush or a whiskey glass. Losing his ability to paint is not as upsetting to Sam as it might be at another time. Lately, an occult power has compelled him to paint nothing but pictures of Laura, naked and in flames, a subject which he and everyone else, especially the lady herself, finds horrifying.

Maggie tries to talk sense to Sam. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

What is weighing most heavily on Sam at the moment is a mystical feeling that something is happening to the first of these paintings. It now hangs at Collinwood in the bedroom of Laura and Roger’s son, strange and troubled boy David. An occult power, presumably the same one that took possession of Sam, made Vicki take it back to Collinwood and show it to David. David took the painting because it depicted the scene of a recurring nightmare that had afflicted him and that Sam had no way of knowing about. In the nightmare, Laura had beckoned David to join her in the flames. Again, the nightmare seems to be a communication from an occult power, and there is no reason why it could not be the same one that possessed Sam and Vicki.

The painting has a blank spot the size and shape of David. Sam’s mystical feeling suggests to him that the painting is being completed. He goes to Collinwood to investigate.

While Sam is on his way, we see David’s room. The painting glows, as both it and the portrait of Josette Collins hanging in the long-abandoned Old House have done when supernatural beings were about. Josette herself manifests. She looks around. She turns to the painting and touches the blank spot.

Josette’s ghost is played here by stand-in Rosemary McNamara. We get a fair glimpse of her face. Her hair and makeup looks very much like those we just saw Kathryn Leigh Scott wearing as Maggie. Miss Scott has played the ghost of Josette several times already and will be closely associated with Josette later in the series. If resemblance is intentional, as it would seem it must be,* why not simply have Miss Scott play Josette today?

The ghost of Josette in David’s room. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Roger, Carolyn, and Vicki are gathered in the drawing room, talking about the painting. Carolyn reminds Roger that David is out of the house, and suggests that he take the painting now and destroy it. Vicki objects that David would take that as a grave betrayal.

A knock comes at the door. Vicki answers it and greets Sam. She shows concern for his injured hands, and very gently takes his coat. She tells him that she is as mystified by her own actions in taking the painting and giving it to David as Sam is mystified by his compulsion to paint it in the first place. Sam asks to speak with Roger. Vicki ushers him into the drawing room, where he meets Roger and Carolyn.

Roger and Sam hate each other, but in front of the young ladies they behave almost correctly. Certainly their hostility doesn’t slow down the exchange of story-productive information. Sam asks to see the painting. Roger and Carolyn send Vicki up to David’s room to fetch it.

That’s an interesting moment. When Sam knocked, Vicki had gone to answer the door at once, and had presented him to Roger and Carolyn very much in the person of a household servant. When Roger and Carolyn send her for the painting, she is all smiles, happy to be on the job. Yet when she and Carolyn were in the drawing room earlier discussing Burke, Vicki was functioning entirely as Carolyn’s equal. The two of them sound like old friends, or like the sisters the show has been hinting they might be. Vicki can move with remarkable facility between the roles of servant and family member. That extraordinary flexibility is one of the qualities that we can imagine will come in handy as she confronts the spiritual forces of darkness gathering in the background.

When Vicki enters David’s room, spooky music starts to play. Vicki walks in slowly, looking from side to side. She senses an eerie presence. She looks at the painting, and sees that where it once was blank it now sports an image of David. She screams.

Roger, Carolyn, and Sam are momentarily stunned by Vicki’s scream. By the time they leave the drawing room, Vicki is already on the stairs holding the painting. Seeing David’s face depicted there, Roger exclaims that he saw the painting earlier that day, and that the spot was still blank then. Sam touches it, and says that is impossible- it is oil paint, and would take days to dry. Roger says that the painting now shows the whole scene of David’s nightmare.

As the four of them try to figure out what could have happened, Vicki says that when she entered the room she felt a weird presence. She says there was a specific perception accompanying this vague feeling- she could smell jasmine perfume. None of the ladies in the house wear that scent. Vicki says that she smelled it once before- in #126, when she saw the ghost of Josette Collins. The association of Josette with the scent of jasmine will continue throughout the series.

Vicki and Carolyn wonder how David will react to his own likeness in the painting, and Roger replies that he never will see it. He throws it in the fireplace. As it burns, the sound of a woman’s scream rings through the room.

Screen capture by the Dark Shadows wiki

This episode is a turning point. Hints of supernatural activity have been cropping up in the show from week one, the audience has been seeing evidence of it for months, and both Vicki and David have seen and talked with ghosts. But the completed painting and the scream that emerges from the fireplace are the first unambiguous tokens of the occult that have been presented to a group like these four.

The only other time more than one person had seen anything like it came in #88, when Roger and his sister, reclusive matriarch Liz, found seaweed on the spot where Vicki reported that the ghost of beloved local man Bill Malloy had dropped it. But Roger and Liz both want to keep the stories of Collinwood’s haunting to a minimum, and they threw the seaweed into the fire without telling Vicki or anyone else that they had found it. Denial, the psychological defense mechanism, is the ruling passion of their lives, and when the two of them found the evidence it was a foregone conclusion that it would be destroyed.

There is no such unity among Sam, Vicki, Carolyn, and Roger. Now that the only way any of them can deny that supernatural powers are operating in connection with Laura and David is to lie, we see that the four of them are strikingly ill-appointed to be the members of a plot to keep a secret. Sam is an outsider and no friend of the Collinses. Vicki is too conscientious to be part of a coverup. Carolyn is a loose cannon, and might tell anyone anything. Roger is unburdened by a conscience and is quite happy to tell lies, but he is also so cowardly and irresolute that he might be the weak link in any conspiracy he might join. So, not only do these characters now know that spirits are at work in connection with Laura’s relationship with David, but everyone else is likely to find out as well.

*Rosemary McNamara’s face is of the same general type as Kathryn Leigh Scott’s, but I think the hair and makeup above emphasize the similarity. Here’s the picture from her imdb profile:

Rosemary McNamara, from imdb

Episode 148: A sane and adult level

Writer Ron Sproat stayed with Dark Shadows too long, and fans of Danny Horn’s great blog Dark Shadows Every Day will have fond memories of his frequent denunciations of Sproat. It is true Sproat had many glaring weaknesses. For example, he was pretty bad at inventing stories to tell, which you might think would get in the way of building a career as a fiction writer. But one strength Sproat undoubtedly had was a sense of structure. There might not be anything happening in one of his episodes, but you can count on him to make it clear why it isn’t happening, where it isn’t happening, to whom it isn’t happening, and who isn’t making it happen. Today there are some events, and between Sproat’s script and the work of the actors, it is plain to see what purpose each of those events serves in keeping the story on track.

As the episode opens, Lieutenant Dan Riley of the Maine State Police is visiting instantly forgettable young lawyer Frank Garner in an office. Regular viewers will be confused; we’ve seen this set several times, with exactly these decorations, as high-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins’ office at the headquarters of Collins Enterprises. We haven’t seen the set since #69, and Roger wasn’t there at that time. So apparently Frank has moved in.

Frank hasn’t even moved the portrait of the Mustache Man from the spot where Roger had it when he was in the office. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Lieutenant Riley wants to pass along to Frank the information that the Phoenix, Arizona police have given him about a fire in Laura Collins’ apartment in that city. Laura is Roger’s estranged wife, and Frank is representing Roger in their upcoming divorce. It isn’t clear why Riley wants to tell Roger’s lawyer what he has heard about Laura. Later in the episode, Frank will tell well-meaning governess Vicki that Riley came to him because he is a “lawyer for the Collins family.” Perhaps that means he believed that Frank represented Laura. Throughout their conversation, Frank repeatedly protests that no one has any grounds for accusing Laura of anything, encouraging Riley in such a belief. I suppose it’s a lawyer’s job to collect damaging information about the opposition, but Frank does seem to be pushing an ethical boundary here.

The charred body of a woman was found in what was left of Laura’s apartment. Since the woman appeared to be the same age, height, and build as Laura, the room was locked from the inside, and everyone associated with the building other than Laura was accounted for, the body was initially identified as hers. Riley now tells us that the police have determined that the fire started in Laura’s apartment, and that a witness claims to have seen Laura in the building the day of the fire.

Laura checked into the Collinsport Inn the day of the fire and has been in and around town ever since, as many witnesses can testify. Riley says that there is no indication that Laura has been on an airplane recently, and it would seem impossible to travel from Phoenix, Arizona to central Maine in a few hours any other way.

The lieutenant goes on to say that because the room was locked from the inside and the woman who died in the fire made no attempt to escape, the police suspect murder. This is nonsense. An attempt to escape might have been evidence of murder, not the lack of such an attempt. And if the room was locked from the inside, how did the murderer get out?

Frank doesn’t raise these objections, but just blusters through a lot of verbiage as he protests against any suggestion that Laura should be suspected of murder. The lieutenant keeps pointing out that Arizona isn’t his jurisdiction, so he doesn’t have anything to do with it. He’s just a messenger.

Some scholar of acting really ought to make a frame-by-frame study of Conard Fowkes portrayal of Frank in this scene. He has plenty of dialogue, he’s challenging statements made by a policeman, he raises his voice, makes gestures, moves around the room, looks down moodily and up excitedly. Yet he is still so bland that it is difficult to remember a word he says. It is far beyond my understanding of the actor’s craft to explain how Fowkes manages to be so consistently dull no matter what the character is doing.

When Frank is a small part of an episode, I think of his blandness as a note of pure realism. He is just the sort of person you would expect to meet in a small-town law office in 1967, and indeed it is reassuring to think that someone who has obviously never thought of putting himself in the spotlight would handle your sensitive legal affairs. The last person anyone should want as a lawyer is some guy who habitually makes himself interesting to watch on television.

Today, Frank is the leading man of the first half of the episode, and comes back with a key part in the second half. Giving that much time to a performer with such a bland screen presence does serve a purpose. None of the characters has really committed to the notion that they have to worry about crimes and physical danger, much less that they are facing a challenge from the realm of the supernatural. As far as they know, the whole story today is about a couple of romances and a child custody matter. That’s the right speed for dull, amiable Frank Garner.

That the characters don’t yet know the true dimensions of what they are facing in the storyline is one of the points this scene has to make. The other is that we will be hearing more about the investigation in Phoenix, and that it will advance the plot.

I think an acting problem muddies this second point. Today Vince O’Brien takes over the part of Lieutenant Dan Riley from John Connell, who played him in #143 and #144. As Connell played him, Riley was an out-of-town cop, not the least bit awed by the Collinses of Collinsport. His matter-of-fact speaking and impatient listening made it clear that the family’s connection to the case in Phoenix was not going to result in the discreet, abbreviated treatment that the local authorities have given them. But O’Brien’s version of the character is noticeably quick to agree when Frank makes a statement. When Frank does a TV lawyer “may I remind you” about the elements of a murder charge (elements which he gets wrong, but hey, it’s TV, not law school,) O’Brien’s Riley is agitated. He shows defiance by declaring “You don’t have to remind me” in a harrumphing voice, but his wide eyes and trembling legs show that he is intimidated to be in a discussion with the representative of the mighty Collinses. There’s no point in bringing in an out-of-town character if that’s what you’re going for- the residents of Collinsport can show you what it’s like to live under the thumb of the people in the big house on the hill. And it introduces a doubt as to whether anything will come of the investigation, a doubt which leaves us wondering why we just spent so much time watching these two guys talk to each other.

Meanwhile, Vicki is visiting dashing action hero Burke Devlin in his hotel suite. Burke has asked her to come. Yesterday, she told him that she was suspicious there was something sinister about Laura, and he had listened attentively. Later, he met with Laura and the love he once felt for her had flared back into life. So today, he wants to tell Vicki that Laura is A-OK and she should do everything she can to help her.

Like the scene with Frank and Lieutenant Riley in Roger’s office, this scene has two points to make. First is to establish Vicki as a credible protagonist for the rest of the storyline about the danger Laura presents to her son, strange and troubled boy David. Second is to show that Burke is so smitten with Laura that he won’t be much help in protecting David.

Burke guides Vicki into his kitchen, a cozy space where people can confide in each other. Last time they were in this space, she made coffee for him; this time, he makes coffee for her. He’s remarkably dainty about it, sifting cream and sugar in separate cups. He makes a pitch about how remarkable Laura is, how he’s rethought everything they said yesterday, and how a fine woman like her deserves Vicki’s trust and support.

Burke making coffee for Vicki. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Vicki is unimpressed. She was in the room when Laura telephoned Burke yesterday, and heard him agree to meet her at one of their old places. She presses him to explain what has changed his mind, and he won’t give a clear answer. She asks how well he really knows Laura, and he looks dreamily off into space and says that he knows her better than anyone else. She asks if his feelings for Laura might be clouding his judgment, and he demands she change the subject. When Burke urges her to persuade David to grow closer to his mother Laura, Vicki replies “I’ll do what I can for David.” Burke says “You’re hedging.” Vicki replies coolly, “I can’t help it.” When he repeats his urging, he tells her she doesn’t look convinced. She replies, “I can’t help how I look, either.”

Vicki’s strength and intelligence and Burke’s dreamy infatuation should impress anyone watching this scene, but especially viewers who just saw yesterday’s episode. When Vicki is asking Burke what happened between yesterday and today to change his mind, she is waiting for him to talk about the meeting he arranged with Laura while she was right next to him. He never mentions it, and his repeated statements that all he has done is think more deeply implies that he does not remember that Vicki heard him talking to Laura. He is so captivated with Laura that the sound of her voice erases his awareness of everyone else, even of someone he is trying hard to persuade of an important idea.

Shortly after Vicki leaves, Burke receives another visitor from the great house of Collinwood. Flighty heiress Carolyn shows up. Carolyn is pouting because Burke hasn’t been paying attention to her since her Aunt Laura showed up.

This scene has one major point to make, which is that the budding Burke/ Carolyn romance is not going to be blooming this winter. Nancy Barrett’s Carolyn bursts off the screen as she bounces from one extreme to another, trying to attract Burke by pushing her breasts at him, trying to anger him by suggesting that her mother Liz and her Uncle Roger were right when they said he was just using her to get at them, trying to embarrass him by bringing up the obstacles between him and Laura, trying to break through his reserve by flinging her arms around his neck and pleading with him to love her.

Carolyn flings herself at Burke. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Burke tries to let Carolyn down easy, smiling at her, caressing her face, hugging her, kissing her on the forehead. But signs of boredom and irritation keep slipping out. He tells her that the time has come for them not to see each other any more, and there can be no doubt he means it.

Burke, bored with Carolyn

Vicki goes to visit Frank. Frank blabs everything to her that the lieutenant had told him.

Vicki and Frank in Roger’s office. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die.

Vicki is deeply concerned about the idea that Laura might be a murderer. Frank keeps telling her that there’s probably nothing to that idea, but Vicki resolves at the end of the episode to do whatever she can to keep Laura away from David. Having established Vicki as a character strong enough and smart enough to square off with Laura in her previous scene, this scene shows us her decision to do just that.

Episode 147: Certain things unsaid

Well-meaning governess Vicki walks in on an ugly scene in the bedroom of her charge, strange and troubled boy David Collins. David is yelling a threat at his father, high-born ne’er-do-well Roger. Roger has come to the room to remove a painting showing David’s mother, the mysterious and long-absent Laura, naked and in flames. David says that if Roger takes the painting, he will never talk to his mother again.

Laura has recently returned, and wants to divorce Roger and leave with David. Roger is enthusiastic about this plan. His sister, reclusive matriarch Liz, is very much against it. Roger is dependent on Liz, not only because he lives as a guest in Liz’ house and works as an employee of her business, but also because of the whole psychological structure of their relationship. So he must appease her. Laura has agreed with Liz that she won’t take David unless David is willing to go with her.

Before Vicki entered the room, Roger had been trying to convince David that he doesn’t hate him and isn’t trying to get rid of him by sending him away with his mother. Had he been successful in that attempt, David might have tried to keep Roger away from the painting by threatening not to talk to him, but instead he brings up the idea that he might doom Roger to continue living with him. Faced with that prospect, Roger capitulates.

Laura enters. She and David leave the room. Laura and David continue talking to each other after they are out of the frame. We hear Laura’s voice trailing off as they leave. I believe this is the first time we have seen this done on Dark Shadows, and I don’t recall it in later episodes. I think it’s a nice touch. That characters fall silent the moment we can no longer see them tends to call our attention to how small the sets were. Hearing Laura’s voice gradually fade away makes it easier to imagine that the action is taking place in a huge mansion.

Roger and Vicki stay behind. Roger tells Vicki that he ought to be angry with her. It was she who brought the painting to the great house of Collinwood and gave it to David. Vicki says she can’t explain why she did those things- some unnamed force came over her. She connects that unexplained compulsion with other odd things that have happened since Laura came back. When Roger asks if she is suggesting that Laura is somehow responsible for these events, Vicki won’t commit herself one way or the other.

When Vicki fell under whatever unknown power drove her to ask for the painting and give it to David in #142, her face wasn’t on camera. As a result, the episode played out as a series of moments when Vicki kept doing bizarre things for no reason we could feel. The result was a day spent with Dumb Vicki, a version of the character who emerges when the writers need something done and can’t come up with a motivation for any character to do it. As the one who gets the most screen time, it falls to Vicki to take actions or deliver lines simply because they are in the script.

This remark to Roger marks the opposite extreme from Dumb Vicki. Vicki has surmised information that the show has given the audience, but there is no particular reason why she should know it. We tend to forgive protagonists for being absurdly knowledgeable when their knowledge moves the story along, but Vicki’s insight into Laura’s place at the center of a web of supernatural occurrences doesn’t advance the plot today. As a result, Clairvoyant Vicki is left in almost as useless a position as Dumb Vicki.

One story development we briefly hoped it might have led to would be a self-aware twist on “The Turn of the Screw,” in which the members of the household notice that the governess is banging on about ghostly presences and worry that this is a neurotic symptom that will make her a bad influence on children. That hope is disappointed a moment after Vicki has delivered her lines. She leaves the room and Roger tries to remove the painting from the wall. We see him struggle, as if some invisible being is pulling him away from the painting. He looks disoriented and gives up. Having been overcome by a force like the one Vicki says made her bring the painting into the house, Roger is in no position to question her fitness for her job.

Downstairs, Laura meets Vicki. Laura tells Vicki that David is avoiding her, that he seems to be afraid of her again as he was when she first came back. She asks Vicki to arrange a meeting on neutral ground between her and David, something Vicki had done a couple of weeks ago and that had opened a brief period when David was warm to Laura. Vicki demurs. She says that David is badly disturbed, and that she is afraid of doing anything that might disturb him further. She herself is extremely uncomfortable around Laura.

Vicki rubbing her hands nervously

David comes into the room. He reacts with alarm when he sees Laura, and clings to the spot furthest from her.

David seeks shelter from Laura

When Laura suggests they spend the afternoon together, David says he has homework to do. When Laura says that Vicki will let him do his homework later, Vicki says that it is up to David. When Laura touches the top of his head, David runs upstairs.

Vicki and David have become very close. They’ve spent a lot of time together and seen all the same ghosts. Vicki’s attitude mirrors David’s closely enough in this scene that we wonder what sort of connection is developing between them.

Maybe some kind of telepathy is starting to link David and Vicki. Or maybe the explanation is more mundane, and they are just growing emotionally dependent on each other. David’s father is dependent on his big sister Liz, and the show has been hinting very heavily from the first week that Vicki is Liz’ secret daughter. Perhaps these first cousins are in danger of recreating the Bossy Big Sister/ Bratty Little Brother dynamic that has dominated their parents’ lives.

Whatever is going on between Vicki and David, Laura can hardly be expected to be happy with Vicki for bringing the painting to him. Now that Vicki is showing dread of her and refusing to help in her efforts to warm David up, Laura has an incentive to make Vicki look bad. Perhaps we will see someone accusing Vicki of thinking she is the governess in “The Turn of the Screw” after all.

Desperate to talk to someone about her feelings, Vicki slips into the town of Collinsport and visits dashing action hero Burke Devlin in his hotel room. Burke is Roger’s sworn enemy, and in his campaign to right the wrongs he believes Roger has visited upon him he is trying to destroy the whole Collins family. The last time Vicki went to Burke’s room was in #114, when she mentioned these facts as a reason she could never speak to him again. Since then, she’s been kidnapped and held prisoner by an escaped killer, and Burke went to great lengths to help in the search for her. So now they are back on speaking terms.

Vicki tells Burke everything she knows and everything she suspects about Laura. Burke doesn’t see what Vicki is driving at, but he does take note when she tells him that Laura and Roger are perfectly comfortable together. He has been hoping that Laura, who was his girlfriend before she married Roger, will join with him in his quest for vengeance, and has fondly imagined Roger quaking with fear of what she might do. Vicki’s report that Roger and Laura are quite relaxed around each other comes as a nasty shock to Burke.

While Vicki is in his room, Burke receives a phone call from Laura. Vicki listens to Burke’s side of the conversation as they arrange to meet at one of their old trysting places, a pier on the waterfront located right next to a fog machine stuck on overdrive.

Foggy Collinsport

Burke and Laura talk about old times. Burke wants Laura to tell him that David might be his son. This strikes me as an odd moment. Burke hasn’t been presented as someone suffering from amnesia- surely he remembers what he and Laura got up to as well as she does. He knows David’s date of birth. And he has been presented as a worldly-wise fellow who, even in the resolutely celibate world of Dark Shadows, very likely knows how babies are made. In #32, Roger mentioned that David was born only eight months after he and Laura became a couple. If that were fresh in our minds, we might suppose Burke wants to know whether David was born prematurely. Since the point hasn’t been mentioned in over 22 weeks, we are left wondering what Burke imagines Laura might be able to tell him that he doesn’t already know.

Burke asks Laura if she hates Roger. When she says she has reason to, he says that he hears she hasn’t been acting like she hates him. Laura asks who told him that, and he says it was Vicki. Laura is surprised that Burke and Vicki were discussing her, then says that she’s just putting on an act so that Roger won’t oppose her efforts to take David.

One does wonder why Burke revealed that Vicki was his source. Not only will that serve to prejudice Laura against her, the fact that Vicki has met with Burke and given him information about the doings at Collinwood is powerful ammunition she can use against Vicki when she talks to Liz and Roger.

Throughout the scene, Laura keeps an eye on Burke, gauging his reactions to everything she says. Burke is divided within himself. He wonders out loud why he doesn’t hate Laura and mistrust her when she did as much to harm him as Roger did, but also tells her that when they are together all his anger melts away and she alone is real to him.

Watchful Laura, divided Burke
Burke split by Laura’s shadow

Episode 146: Laura Collins exists mostly in your imagination

At the end of yesterday’s episode, Maggie Evans, The Nicest Girl in Town, and her boyfriend, hardworking young fisherman Joe Haskell, had gone out to look for Maggie’s father, drunken artist Sam Evans. Maggie and Joe wound up carrying Sam home from the tavern.

Joe left the Evans cottage, Maggie went to the kitchen to brew up some coffee, and Sam lit a cigarette and passed out. The cigarette fell on some newspapers and started a fire.

While the fire began, the face of blonde fire witch Laura Collins was superimposed on the image of Sam. Some mysterious force has compelled Sam to paint pictures of Laura naked and in flames. Laura objects to these portraits. She came to the Evans cottage the afternoon before the fire and told Sam she would find a way to stop him painting any more of them. Her face appearing over the fire, along with spooky music and everything else the show has told us about Laura, demonstrates that she is casting a spell on Sam with the intention of making good her threat.

Today, Sam regains consciousness and sees the fire. He tries to put it out with his hands, burning them badly. Maggie comes running and beats the flames out with a rug.

The current storyline hinges on the idea that Laura’s supernatural powers make her a deadly threat to her son, strange and troubled boy David Collins, and perhaps to others as well. The outcome of this spell creates suspense as the audience wonders if Laura is mighty enough to keep the narrative arc going. After all, causing Sam to pass out and mess himself does not take much. There’s no suggestion that any magical abilities reside in Bob the bartender, yet he manages to do that just about every night, and he collects a paycheck for it to boot. For all we know, Laura’s spell might have been a total failure- it might be a sheer coincidence that she was trying to make him pass out and drop a lit cigarette when that’s what he was going to do anyway.

Maggie scolds Sam for his drinking. To Maggie’s exasperation, he raves that Laura started the fire. As he goes on and on about an unnamed power that has been controlling his behavior, Maggie responds “I think they call it alcohol.” Yesterday, Maggie was talking to Joe about laying aside her role enabling her father’s alcoholism and leaving the town of Collinsport altogether. Regular viewers will remember that conversation today, when she tells Sam that she is approaching the limit of what she will take from him. Sam loves Maggie more than anything, and he desperately tries to convince her that he is telling the truth. She sees his desperation, and we see her struggle to make herself say that nothing can convince her of a story like the one he is telling her.

As the voice of correction, Maggie is perfectly reasonable, perfectly justified, and perfectly mistaken. Sam is indeed the plaything of uncanny powers. A couple of weeks ago, they gave us scene after scene full of sound and fury, repeating the point that some spiritual force was making Sam paint Laura’s picture. We see today how little of that was necessary- Laura’s likeness and the theremin music are plenty to show us that the fire is in line with a spell she is casting. But Maggie, while she has often said that she wants to avoid the estate of Collinwood because she believes the stories that ghosts and ghouls haunt it, refuses to entertain the idea that there is anything unearthly at the root of Sam’s troubles. She says that she has to have evidence she can look at out in the open, and that she isn’t going to listen to Sam’s talk about unseen and unknowable powers. Although we know that Sam is right and Maggie is wrong about the particulars of this incident, to the extent that Maggie is speaking to her father as an adult child of an alcoholic she is the voice of the audience.

Meanwhile, Laura is sitting by the hearth in the drawing room at the great house of Collinwood. She is casting her spell on Sam. Reclusive matriarch Liz enters and tries to get Laura’s attention. When Laura finally looks up, her face is contorted in an unattractive expression. Liz remarks on it, and Laura asks if she looked ugly. Liz says yes, then for a fraction of a second looks embarrassed when she realizes that she told another woman that she was ugly. She quickly makes some meaningless remarks in a courteous voice. It is a small moment, but Joan Bennett extracts the jewel of comedy from it quite deftly.

Laura interrupted in mid-casting. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Laura has come to Collinwood to re-establish a relationship with David. After years away, she wants to take David and leave. David’s father, high-born ne’er-do-well Roger, is all for this plan, but Liz is determined to thwart it. As the only male of his generation in the family, David represents the sole hope that the name of Collins will continue. As the custodian of the family’s past and future, Liz wants to be the chief maternal presence in David’s life. Besides, she never leaves the estate, so she needs all the company she can get.

Liz tells Laura that, while she had agreed that Laura could take David if their relationship were to make the right sort of progress, she is not at all satisfied that such is happening. Her objections don’t make much sense, and if the audience hadn’t been informed that Laura is an uncanny being whose plans will likely lead to David’s death we would probably be appalled at how unfair she is.

Roger shows up and takes Laura’s side. While the two of them stand firm against Liz’ wispy arguments, a knock comes at the front door. It is Maggie. Laura is shocked to see her- apparently she had expected her spell to do enough damage to the Evans cottage that Maggie would be unable to go visiting tonight. Laura’s reaction is dramatic enough, and the music behind it is overstated enough, that we may think Laura expected to kill Maggie. Again, the indications of Laura’s failure lead us to wonder if she is enough of a witch to deliver the supernatural thriller we have been led to expect.

Maggie wants to tell Laura about Sam’s accident, and to lament that Sam’s obsession with Laura has led him to the idea that she somehow caused it. Roger is indignant that Sam would say such things about his estranged wife, and storms off to the Evans cottage to give Sam a piece of his mind. Liz, on the other hand, is intrigued by Sam’s ideas and wants Maggie to give as many details as possible about Laura’s visit to the cottage earlier that day.

When we were watching the episode, Mrs Acilius wondered if Liz’ interest in Maggie’s story was a sign that she had noticed something eerie about Laura during their previous acquaintance. My interpretation was that Liz is so desperate to find information she can use to present Laura as an unfit mother that she is ready to listen when the town drunk claims she cast a spell on him. As reasonable, justified, and wrong as Maggie was in her scolding of Sam, so unreasonable, unjustified, and right is Liz in her conversation with Laura.

When Maggie says that Laura had threatened to stop Sam painting pictures of her naked and in flames, Liz asks what threat she made. Laura answers that all she said was that she would find a way to stop him. With a look of suspicion on her face, Liz asks what she was planning to do when she said that. “Just what I did do,” Laura answers. After a pause, she specifies, “Turn the matter over to Roger.”

In the Evans cottage, Roger reads the Riot Act to Sam. Louis Edmonds was a master of sarcastic dialogue, and Roger’s lines in this scene give him many chances to shine. Indeed, he and David Ford have a blast playing Roger and Sam’s mutual hatred. When Roger ridicules his claim to be subject to mystic powers, Sam replies in a taunting voice that Roger is in as much trouble as he is. The two men jeer contemptuously at each other, and it is a wonder to behold.

Mrs Acilius was particularly impressed by the contrast between the opening scene with Maggie scolding Sam and the closing scene with Roger railing at him. Sam’s two interlocutors make the same basic point, but the differences between them as individuals and between their respective relationships to Sam tell us entirely different things. Sam hates Roger almost as much as he loves Maggie, and their hostility is as explosive as Sam’s scene with Maggie is poignant. Maggie’s lovable, down-to-earth persona makes her the polar opposite of Roger with his haughty manner, sharp tongue, and utterly debased moral stature. In her scene, Maggie was to an extent the voice of the audience; insofar as Roger is continuing the lesson Maggie began teaching Sam, he is taking over in that capacity. It is quite a different thing for us to relate to The Nicest Girl in Town as our voice than it is for us to see a virtueless snob like Roger in that capacity, and so Roger’s first moments berating Sam in the Evans cottage whip us around fast.

Sam confirms that he has been driven to paint another picture of Laura, and Roger announces that he will destroy it. Sam doesn’t object. When Roger goes over to the painting, he sees that most of it has already been burned away. Sam is shocked to see this- the fire was on the other side of the room, and nothing in the several feet between a burned spot on the carpet and the painting has been touched by the flames. With this, the suspense is resolved- we know that Laura’s fire magic did achieve a result that Sam’s drinking could not. So the show will have a story to tell after all.

The script is credited to Malcolm Marmorstein, who was by far the worst writer on Dark Shadows. It is difficult for me to believe that someone who delivered so many low points wrote a script this good all by himself. Joe Caldwell was making uncredited contributions to the writing by this time, and he was so much better than Marmorstein that I am inclined to suspect that he wrote this one.

I suppose Marmorstein might just have been having a good day. There don’t seem to be any surviving documents identifying those contributors to the writing whose names didn’t appear in the on-screen credits for any given episode, so we can only guess which ones Caldwell worked on in his first several months on the show. But the structure, dialogue, and pacing of this one feel a lot more like the ones with his name on them than they do like the general run of Marmorstein’s work.

Episode 145: The idea for the fire

Strange and troubled boy David Collins has a painting hanging on the wall of his room. It depicts his mother, mysterious and long-absent Laura Collins, naked and surrounded by flames. Last night, a video insert of Laura’s head emanated from the painting and terrified David. Today, Laura finds him staring at the painting, listens to him tell about his frightening experience, and urges him to get rid of it. He says that he can’t do that. He believes that the painting carries a warning for him, and he must find out what that warning is.

Laura calls on the painter, drunken artist Sam Evans. Sam says that he hates the picture, and he can’t explain why he painted it. An unexplained force compelled him. In response to this, Laura turns her back on Sam and says “I see…” When Sam asks what she sees, Laura denies that she sees anything. She suggests that the unexplained force might have something to do with the several bottles of booze Sam drinks in the course of a typical day, a theory he refuses to countenance.

Sam shows Laura the painting he is currently working on. It is another version of the same theme. Laura is appalled by it, and irritated when Sam insists that she explain to him what is driving him to paint it. She tells him that he is solely responsible for the paintings that take shape under his brush, and threatens to stop him.

We’ve had many indications that there is something supernatural about Laura, but the only uncanny power she has exhibited so far is the ability to bother her son while he is sleeping. Staying in a cottage some distance from the house where David lives, she can stand at her window whispering his name and her voice echoes in his mind, causing him to writhe in bed and have a nightmare about her. That doesn’t seem to be the result she was going for. Sam’s paintings show the same scene David saw in the nightmare that her voice triggered, and she clearly regards them as an obstacle to her plans.

Laura’s threat implies that she is going to try to use whatever powers she has as a weapon. Sam is easily the least formidable person in town, so she is giving herself the best possible chance of success in this first effort.

This week we’ve had some hints that a different supernatural being, one separate from and opposed to Laura, is responsible for David’s nightmares and Sam’s paintings. We have another such indication today. Laura sneaks into David’s room while he is sleeping. The painting starts to glow when she enters. That’s been established as a sign of a ghostly presence in several episodes where the portrait of Josette Collins hanging in the long-abandoned Old House glows and then we see other evidence that Josette’s ghost is present. When Laura turns and looks at her own portrait, it stops glowing. The moment she turns away, it resumes glowing.

The painting glows when Laura isn’t looking. Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Sam’s daughter is Maggie Evans, The Nicest Girl in Town. Hardworking young fisherman Joe Haskell takes Maggie back to the Evans cottage after a night on the town. Maggie is worried that her father isn’t home. She’s even more worried that she might spend all the best years of her life alleviating the consequences of Sam’s drinking. Joe seems to have other ideas about Maggie’s future, and they have a nice kiss before going out to carry Sam home from the tavern.

While Maggie brews coffee, Sam lies down on the couch, lights a cigarette, and passes out. The cigarette falls onto a newspaper, and the newspaper starts to smolder. Laura’s face is superimposed on the screen as a cloud of smoke fills the set.

Sam and Maggie’s house is known as “the Evans cottage.” It’s natural to assume that the coffeepot Maggie is using when this fire starts is ten, fifteen feet away from Sam, tops. Then again, the other day David and well-meaning governess Vicki visited Sam, and he sent David to “the refrigerator” to have a moment alone with Vicki. David was gone for several minutes, and didn’t seem to have heard a bot of the conversation Sam and Vicki held at a fairly high volume. So who knows, maybe their kitchen is soundproofed or something.

Episode 144: Saying things I don’t expect you to say

Alfred Hitchcock famously used the name MacGuffin to refer to some object that the characters in a story are all trying to get hold of. His point was that if the action is interesting enough, the audience won’t care what the characters’ ostensible motivation is- the MacGuffin can be anything at all.

It’s one thing to show a bunch of people all in constant movement, fighting, scheming, and racing about, for an hour or two. If that’s what you’re showing, sure, it doesn’t matter what they are chasing. But on a daytime soap opera where a story may play out day after day for weeks, where much of the time will be taken up with people sitting around having conversations where they recap plot points over coffee, and where at most half the characters are involved in any given storyline at a time, a meaningless MacGuffin soon becomes a bottomless pit into which all dramatic interest falls, never to be seen again.

Dark Shadows proved that point during the twenty or so episodes devoted partly or entirely to looking for Burke Devlin’s fountain pen. Today is the third episode in which well-meaning governess Vicki is aware of a locket sometimes worn by the mysterious and long-absent Laura Collins, and the locket is already beginning to match Burke’s pen as a source of soul-killing tedium.

A week ago, in #139, Laura showed the locket to Vicki and went on at length about how important it was to her. Yesterday, in #143, a policeman brought a locket indistinguishable from the one Laura had shown Vicki and said that it was found in the what was left after a fire destroyed Laura’s apartment in Phoenix, Arizona. When Vicki says that Laura had shown her the identical locket, reclusive matriarch Liz says that she can’t have seen the one in front of them. That seems obvious, since it has just arrived from Phoenix. Strangely, Liz goes on to deny that there could be a duplicate of the locket.

Vicki, Liz, and the policeman go to Laura’s cottage. Laura identifies her belongings, including the locket. The policeman asks about a woman whose charred body was found in what was left of Laura’s apartment. Laura tells him she and the landlord had the only keys. After he tells her that the doors and windows of the apartment were locked from the inside, so that the dead woman must have had a key, Laura makes up a transparent lie about a cleaning woman who may have had a key.

Liz and the policeman leave; Vicki stays behind, and asks Laura about the locket. As she had done with Liz, Vicki opens by claiming that she had seen Laura wear that particular locket. Laura very reasonably points out that she just got it back from the fire. Laura then does as Liz had done and denies that there is a duplicate of the locket. It would seem to be the easiest thing in the world for Laura to say that she had a duplicate made. After all, she could lie to the policeman to put his questions off- why not lie to Vicki to shut her down? Laura’s insistence that she did not show Vicki the locket is just frustrating.

Vicki goes back to the great house of Collinwood and crosses paths with the policeman as he is leaving. She asks him a number of questions about his investigation. He had been present when Vicki and Liz were talking about the locket, and had seen Vicki stay behind to talk with Laura. It would be natural for him to ask her if Laura cleared up her concerns. That he doesn’t think to raise the subject is a missed opportunity to give us a reason to care about the locket.

Vicki, Liz and instantly forgettable young lawyer Frank play a scene in the drawing room of the great house. Frank asks Vicki how she is. “Confused!” she answers. “You have a habit of saying things I don’t expect you to say,” Frank replies. Frank has no such habit. He says just what you would expect him to say, in just the way you would expect him to say it. That might make him a reassuring person to handle your legal affairs, but it does not deliver much entertainment value.

They all leave the room, and we see the Collins family album open by itself. It opens to a portrait of Josette Collins, wearing the locket. After Vicki and Liz return to the room, Vicki sees the portrait and wonders if it is a sign. She has encountered the ghost of Josette, and feels it is her protector.

This portrait of Josette looks quite different from the other images of Josette we have seen. At this point, the show is still placing Josette’s life in the 1830s. The portrait of her above the mantle in the Old House at Collinwood is just about possible for that period, although it would more likely have been painted twenty or thirty years later. Next year, they will readjust the family history and put Josette in the 1790s. This picture could have been done anytime between then and the 1860s:

Josette, is that you? Screenshot by Dark Shadows Before I Die

Confused, Vicki goes for a walk on the beach to clear her mind. As if to acknowledge that the story of Burke’s fountain pen was a drag and to promise they will do better with their MacGuffins this time, they reuse the footage from #75 of Vicki walking on the beach, up to the moment when she discovered the pen there. They intercut that video insert with footage of Laura staring, evidently suggesting that Laura is watching Vicki. For the first time, we have clear evidence on screen that Laura and Josette are on a collision course.