Episode 912: Blink

In which I identify the ultimate Dark Shadows supercouple- greater than Barnabas/ Julia, greater than Barnabas/ Angelique, greater than Quentin/ Whoever, is the immortal and unchallengeable love of Jonathan Frid and the TelePrompter. 

Episode 912: Blink

Episode 1090: Today’s Ten Things That Make No Sense

Sebastian Shaw’s terrible clothes, Julia Hoffman’s ridiculous bossiness, and Barnabas Collins’ apparent sincerity. 

Episode 1090: Today’s Ten Things That Make No Sense

Episode 1091: You, the Living

In which I point out that Dark Shadows has kept a key plot point ambiguous for two and a half years, and lament the fact that, in this week of episodes, they resolved that ambiguity in favor of a narrative dead-end. 

Episode 1091: You, the Living