Episode 80: Not one to talk

The few minutes of action preceding the opening credits of a TV show are sometimes called the “hook,” the thrilling segment that will so intrigue the audience that they can’t turn away. Today’s hook takes place in the drawing room at the great house of Collinwood. High-born ne’er-do-well Roger Collins is muttering to himself as he tries to remember where he left a pen. We can hardly expect them to maintain that level of excitement for the entire half-hour.

Roger asks well-meaning governess Vicki to help him dissuade his sister, reclusive matriarch Liz, from hiring a new housekeeper. Liz walks in and humiliates Roger in front of Vicki, reminding him that he lives in her house as a guest and has no right to tell her how to run it.

Roger goes to the beach and looks for something, presumably the pen. He doesn’t find it. In frustration, he throws a rock into the ocean.

Throwing the rock

Later, Roger sits in on a conversation between Liz and hardworking young fisherman Joe. When Liz talks about giving Joe a promotion in the company she owns, Roger speaks up and says he thought that it was his place to make those decisions. Liz grimaces at Roger’s presumption, and says that she is sure he will agree with what she decides. Roger is again humiliated in front of someone he has more than once dismissed as a social inferior.

Roger goes to the foyer outside the drawing room. He sits uneasily on the table while Liz and Joe continue their meeting. His adoring niece, flighty heiress Carolyn, sees him there.

Sitting uneasily

Roger tells Carolyn that he and Vicki had seen Joe on a date with Maggie Evans, The Nicest Girl in Town, the night before. This is a misrepresentation of the facts- they had indeed seen Joe and Maggie together, but he knows they hadn’t planned to meet, and Maggie’s father was with them.

It is also a vicious thing for him to say to Carolyn. Joe and Carolyn are a couple. It’s true that Carolyn is lukewarm about Joe. The reason Joe ran into Maggie and her father was that he was looking for her after she broke a date with him to go for a drive by herself. But she is also quick-tempered and jealous. When Joe emerges from the meeting with Liz, Carolyn rages at him, as Roger must have expected her to do. His only motivation for telling her that he had seen Joe and Maggie talking to each other and representing what he saw between them as a date appears to be idle cruelty- he can’t accomplish anything else, so he’ll torture Carolyn and Joe for amusement.

At the end of the episode, Roger sees that Vicki found the pen he was looking for. Since the pen may be a piece of evidence that will connect him to a homicide, we may wonder what he will do to Vicki should she learn its significance. After all, he actually likes Carolyn, and he doesn’t hesitate to use her as a victim in his sadistic pastimes. Vicki, on the other hand, is someone he has never wanted to have around. If he sees her as a threat to his freedom there’s no telling what he might do.

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