Matriarch Liz is being blackmailed into marrying seagoing con man Jason McGuire. A couple of days ago, she decided the only way to address this situation was to throw herself to her death from a nearby cliff overlooking the sea. She has been prevented from completing this plan twice, first by her housekeeper Mrs Johnson, then by her cousin Barnabas the vampire.
Today, she tries to say goodbye to her nephew, strange and troubled boy David, and to her daughter, aspiring biker mama Carolyn. David tells her it sounds like she is going someplace. “You’re not, are you?” “Of course not!” she replies. Her storyline certainly isn’t going anywhere, why should she be any different.
David suggests that he and Liz take a walk on the beach. He says he wants to show her a cove he found in the rocks there. This will pique the interest of returning viewers. In #260, Barnabas’ prisoner Maggie, The Nicest Girl in Town, found a secret panel in the wall of her cell and followed it to just such a chamber, from which she escaped onto the beach. Perhaps David has found the channel that leads into Barnabas’ dungeon.
When Liz tries to have a pleasant conversation with Carolyn, Carolyn responds angrily. She is furious about Liz’ upcoming marriage and insists on voicing her objections to it. Afterward, she has a talk with well-meaning governess Vicki in which she appears to regret her anger. She is worried that Liz might do something desperate.
When Carolyn shares her fears, Vicki asserts that they are groundless. Since both Mrs Johnson and Barnabas had confided in Vicki about Liz’ previous journeys to the edge of the cliff, this seems like a Dumb Vicki moment. But Vicki does go up to Liz’ room afterward. She finds that Liz is gone and she has written her date of death in the family Bible. We cut to the cliff, where Liz is approaching the edge.
The date she wrote was 10 April 1967. The episode was taped on 19 June and broadcast on 5 July; the usual rule of soap opera time is that the events are taking place the day the audience sees them, so that is a puzzling date. All the more so because there was no episode taped or broadcast on 10 April; that date fell on a Sunday, and the actors were in the middle of a strike at that time.
There is some good acting in this one. Joan Bennett does a good job showing Liz having achieved the kind of peace people sometimes reach after they’ve made up their minds to commit suicide, and Liz’ scene with David is especially fine. My wife, Mrs Acilius, was enthusiastic about these performances, but they frustrated me- seeing how good the actors are just made me wish they had a decent script to work with.
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